[nickcarraway]

I knew it.

[Rummyfan]

Good luck reading all that!

[dfwgator]

Why should I care?

[DesertRhino]

Short hair almost never looks good. And it shows a man-hating mentality.

Screening tool.

[Nervous Tick]

Science huh.

[Pearls Before Swine]

TL;DR

[ansel12]

Is it something about a catfight, or related to the history and purpose of the feather pillow?

[P.O.E.]

“Bernice Bobs her Hair” by F. Scott Fitzgerald covered this topic over 100 years ago

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Women attack the appearance of their competition for mates. Men punch each other.

[TheWriterTX]

I may be an old cow, but I’m an old cow with long, shiny blond hair to the middle of my back.

My husband likes it long, so I keep it long.

That’s all the reason I need.

[Flycatcher]

They misspelled “hair” in the 137th paragraph…

[fidelis]

As a man, short, mannish haircuts automatically bestows one demerit point from the attractiveness of a woman. They may make up for it in some other way, but it's pretty big.

And, yes, some of them do it for practical reasons and, no, they probably don't care what I think anyway, but that's my opinion.

[Retrofitted]

There is not a durn thing wrong with a woman with short hair. Well, as long as it’s metallic purple... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063962/

[Hot Tabasco]

Huh?

[CIB-173RDABN]

What?

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

You can’t pull short hair.

[PIF]

Lice hair cuts for women are In, baby!

[SamAdams76]

Not reading all that but I get the gist.

I hate short hair on women. Makes them look stern and mad all the time. It ooozes that interfering mother-in-law look. It also diminishes from their sexual attractiveness. There is a picture of what Sinead O'Connor would have looked like with hair (photoshopped below)- that is just stunning. But we all remember her with that bald head and it made her look so harsh.

[DenntOR]

Australians need to get a life.

[KC_Conspirator]

Of course! Go ahead, get fat. Cut off that long flowing hair gurl! Men love beeches! Then make thousands of tik toks why you cant keep a man.

[Varsity Flight]

Jealousy, envy

Eve: Anything, anyway. Climax with Lucifer. Eden.