https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12948695/hikers-capture-footage-ten-ft-aliens-brazil.html
Posted on 01/12/2024 9:21:38 PM PST by nickcarraway
Aliens they are not. That’s what forensic experts in Peru said Friday about two doll-like figures and an alleged three-fingered hand that customs authorities in the South American country seized last year from a shipment heading to Mexico.
The forensic experts with Peru’s prosecutor’s office said the objects were made with paper, glue, metal and human and animal bones.
The findings quash some people’s belief that the figures come from an “alien center or come from another planet, all of which is totally false,” said forensic archaeologist Flavio Estrada, who led the analysis.
Aw, man…no way! I was certain they were aliens. Bummer.
So they’re citizens?
Gummint over-up, these ae certainly aliens.
Now we know what those corpse-stealing reports were all about.
Who are we to judge a culture's arts and crafts projects?
I feel sorry for the one on the left, though. All dolled up with no place to go.
But Bill Klinton would still think they look good,..kinda like the mummy girl.
He likes ‘em young.
33 “scientists” recently wrote a paper proffering the idea that octopi are extraterrestrial in origin. Got here by meteor....More “advanced” panspermia idea. Helped spur the Cambrian explosion......uh....ok....
We don’t need no stinkin’ dolls....
“I feel sorry for the one on the left, though.”
Yep, looks like she has a leg up on the other.
Obviously the figures were made by aliens.
If they were aliens, they’d be wearing LA Dodgers ball caps and have little Mexican flags.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12948695/hikers-capture-footage-ten-ft-aliens-brazil.html
I watched the video and see people, just like the folks that took the video. The video-takers must have been really stoned.
I remember that news reel. BJ Blythe Clinton hitting on mummies. I think Rush made a good deal of jokes about it on his TV show at the time.
Oh that’s just Shaq, before he went to Jenny Craig. Dude is EVERYWHERE!
They look like idols to me. Could start a new show, “South American Idol.”
History’s “Ancient Aliens” had that “Panspermia” episode on for years; I just saw it and another variant of it, a few nights ago.
Like the “mermaids” that were popular in the 1900s. Found to be a large fish with part of a monkey attached to the front. The work of taxidermists.
Fooled many people.
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