Posted on 01/12/2024 5:15:43 PM PST by simpson96

"President Joe Biden visits local businesses with his family on Friday, November 24, 2023, in Nantucket, Massachusetts. They shop in Nantucket Bookworks, where the President speaks to manager Suzanne Bennett."

"President Joe Biden visits local businesses with his family on Friday, November 24, 2023, in Nantucket, Massachusetts. He browses in The Jewelers' Gallery."
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From one vacation spot to the next.

(Joe, in the midst of a three-minute-long reminiscence about once finding a ring in a box of Cracker Jacks)
or...
"Hey Jill, look over here.... Have we stolen enough to buy this big 'ol diamond?"
“Oh wow, look at all the words in those things! What are they called?”
Suzanne Bennett: “So, Mr. President, do you actually know who you are and where you are?”
Biden: “What??? You can’t speak to a U.S. Senator that way, you lying, dog-faced pony soldier!”
I am quite certain that no southerner has ever heard Biden refer to something as both big and old, the way it is often done down here.

JOE: "How 'bout I wipe my bugger riiigghhht here.."

JOE: "Do you have any kiddie porn here"?
“Can you direct me to the child pornography section?”
“Do you have any womens magazines I can, uh, read?”
“I’ll never understand why hummus hates jewelry.”
Bookstore owner is Exhibit 1 of a classic, unreformed 60s hippy progressive Marxist feminist.
“Do you sell crayons, too?”
1) “Where is the children’s section?”
2) “That one there will make that 9 year old look like an 18 year old.”
Yep. From head to toe.
I would like two scoops of vanilla in a waffle cone.
2nd picture: Is that the chocolate mint? I’ll try a scoop of that.
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