‘Upset’ Florida Man Erupts at Subway Over Uncut Footlong, Throws Sandwich Back at Employee

The Messenger ^ | 01/11/2024 | Blake Harper

[Osage Orange]

sandwich artist

[chickenlips]

Or do a Joey Chestnut and eat it in one bite.

[Bikkuri]

[Saintgermain]

If this hot headed dumb @$$ would have asked the clerk “Would you please be so kind and cut it in half” I am sure the clerk would have been delighted to oblige.

[Jamestown1630]

I like it better than ‘barista’.

[coalminersson]

never get mad at someone who has a knife sharp enough to cut your sub in half.

[outofsalt]

"If you want a puzzled look, ask for a 1/3 lb at the deli instead of a half or full pound."

Yep!

[Vaduz]

Another member of who the hell do you think you are stooge crew.

[caddie]

“I am just a poor boy though my story’s seldom told.”

[Larry Lucido]

[T.B. Yoits]

The patron lost any right to complain the moment he walked into Subway.

[Vendome]

They are just bread guys hamming it up and couldn’t cut the mustard as they are strictly a paint by the numbers intellect.

Still, as a “so called artist” Hunter Biden could ketchup and besides, he’s in a real pickle these days .....

Yawn...that was my stupid post for the day

[gitmo]

And why the eff didn’t he pull out his pocket knife and cut it in half himself?

I thought the same thing. My Swiss Army Knife would work well.

[gitmo]

De Barros was arrested and charged with battery.

Battery? How hard are those sandwiches?

[Gaffer]

Yes. The normal thing to do but I suspect that neither of the two were very well versed in the language they should be - English.

[NorthMountain]

IANAL ...

Simply standing in someone’s way and deliberately blocking his forward progress can constitute “assault”.

Any deliberate contact with another person, whether with one’s own body or with some object, can constitute “battery”.

In this instance, the “battery” would be of the misdemeanor variety.

[Allegra]

…. sandwich artist…

😄😂

[Delta 21]

Certainly not worthy of this forum but here it is.

[Jamestown1630]

LOL!
Well, for a ‘stupid post of the day’ it was pretty funny :-)