Scandal As Chris Christie Mentioned Over 50 Times In Unsealed Sizzler Documents

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[BipolarBob]

LOL!!!

[RoosterRedux]

On the bright side, Christie has never been one to complain about the rubber chicken dinners at political events either.

And he is a regular winner at the Iowa State Fair speed eating contests. He even attends on political off years.

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One entry says he requested to have a doggie bag filled with ranch dressing poured over his mashed potatoes and steak.

The guy just can't get enough poutine.

He's certainly going to win the Canadian vote.

[Michael.SF.]

They had me for a minute.

On a side note:

Shoney's is a restaurant 'all you can eat' chain (well they were back then, not sure if they have changed). We were going in as a family, all as large or large then Christie was coming out. My then 7-year-old son stated after they past us:

"I bet Shoney's lost money on that family"

Sizzler would feel the same way after a Christie visit.

[Lockbox]

Please stop posting BabylonBee, their stories are too close to the truth and just like Chris Christie I can’t stop myself……. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Responsibility2nd]

I know Golden Corral does, but does Sizzler have a chocolate fountain?

[Carriage Hill]

“Shoney’s”...

I fondly remember their “Big Boy” dbl-cheeseburgers back in the 50s, where my Family would stop after Sunday Church. Good burgers & fries.

[Noumenon]

Isn’t Christie on the Lizzo and Abrams buffet line destructo tag team?

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

ROFL

I am convinced that the people at the Bee are certifiably insane! ;-)

[PGR88]

He bankrupted a local Olive Garden with their “unlimited breadsticks” promise

[Navy Patriot]

I knew Christie made visits to Sizzler Island and avoided being named on the manifest by flying as cargo: pork lard.

[one guy in new jersey]

Got This Guy!

Until “...for violating a variety of buffet line rules.”

They sure know how to reel you in at the BB.

(BTW autocorrect tried to change “reel” to “feel”...that was a close one!)

[Robert DeLong]

That was my exact reaction. Only Christie would create a scandal over a restaurant. Lord help us all, but give extra-special Ranch Dressing with Chris Christie. 🤣

[dfwgator]

Give him a ‘wafer-thin’ mint.

[Jonny7797]

This is what politics has come to? Who cares if Crispy Cream eats ranch dressing like drinking water.

[FlyingEagle]

This is hugh and series.

[GOPJ]

"They say he used to fill drink cups with blue cheese salad dressing and slurp it down like a milkshake. Christie is alleged to have walked table to table asking for other patron's french fries after demolishing the buffet supply.

Crispy Christie is going down...

[RoosterRedux]

This is what politics has come to? Who cares if Crispy Cream eats ranch dressing like drinking water.

Well, Sizzlers for one.

And I doubt other all-you-can-eat buffets are thrilled when they see Chris drive up.

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Like Fetterman, he’s a real Joe.