Defense Secretary Hospitalized After Complications From Elective Procedure

New York Times ^ | Jan. 5, 2024, 6:45 p.m. ET | Helene Cooper

[PubliusMM]

Optirectomy that failed?

[NorthMountain]

Yer thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’ ... ya sicko.

;’}

[Fai Mao]

Somehow I hear him singing, “If I only had a brain”

[Getready]

Never thought of that....but(t) maybe....kinda sick about the brainless incompetents in our “government”...to be honest the public sector peeps aren’t too swift either.
Ex: I was talking to a bank rep today. He told me that their computer system will be shut down if the monitoring system for electricity use detects too much electricity use in the bank . So they have electric cubicle heaters. Sometimes,he says. he can’t use his heater if the cubicle next door is using theirs.....totally insane...

[MV=PY]

"Defense Secretary Hospitalized After Complications From Elective Procedure"

Uh oh. Yet more election problems.

[politicianslie]

His new vagina got infected?

I'm hoping this idiot was stupid enough to take the injections, ALL OF THEM.

If true, then TURBO CANCER, cardiac issues, neurological issues, blood vessel blockages (sometimes called blood clots but they are blood flow blocking growths) etc. are ALL in his future medical outlook.

May this traitor have just a reasonable fraction of the 700 something "side effects" of the mandated injections

[dfwgator]

Clarence Thomas’s wife to feed him bacon and eggs to bring on early heart disease because black males are more prone to it.

Shows how much they know, bacon and eggs are good for the heart.

[OHPatriot]

A Reasonable Fraction, in my opinion would be 100%

[txeagle]

Hard to understand since he’s brainless, spineless and gutless while his head and ass are completely interchangeable.

[T.B. Yoits]

A disgusting fat body.

Absolutely, and he had the gall to direct chemical experiments on service members "for their health".

[bitt]

“In other words the US Secretary of Defense was incapacitated this week.”

just HOW elective was it, during this very heightened period of alert??

If they were trying to tell the masses ‘not to worry, it was just ‘elective,’
they missed the very obvious point that if it WAS elective, the masses will be very PISSED that he was so cavalier to chose this time to do it.

[bitt]

He chose the affirmative-action doctor.

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Olog-hai]

One of those is a first name.

[bitt]

Optirectomy

Urban Dictionary

https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=Opt...

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one’s shitty outlook on life.

[Olog-hai]

Narrated Ali ibn AbuTalib

The Messenger of Allah ﷺ said: “The eyes are the leather strap of the anus, so one who sleeps should perform ablution.”

— Sunan Abi Dawud 203

Another convert to Islam, I’m guessing.

[Enlightened1]

He took the jab.

[castlebrew]

Seconded

[usconservative]

I hope he dies.

[DariusBane]

Ha ha. Wide Latina. Clever.

[Scrambler Bob]

after complications from a recent elective medical procedure
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I thought that was Jan. 6.