Posted on 12/28/2023 2:58:58 PM PST by tired&retired
For sale on Amazon (cut & paste from Amazon)
Description
The Holy Spirit Board is the only spirit board designed to directly contact our lord and savior Jesus Christ! Unlike other spirit boards that are often used to contact ghosts and demons, this is a one way ticket straight to heaven. Try it today, and discover a new way to pray!
Features & details
⛅ GET THE ANSWERS YOU NEED! - The Holy Spirit Board can answer all of life’s most important questions, straight from the man himself!
👼 Huge 12x18” game board with beautiful artwork featuring the crucifixion and the angels of heaven.
✝ Beautiful golden Magic Cross planchette with metallic mirrored finish.
⛪ Perfect for churches, prayer groups or just getting together with friends.
🙏 Unlike other spirit boards, this one will NEVER contact evil ghosts or demons, so you can ask your questions with an assured sense of safety.
What could possibly go wrong?/s
It’s an Ouiji Board to talk with Jesus.
let me know how it works out
New meaning to “Laying on hands”.
What Christian thought this was a good idea?
“It’s an Ouiji Board to talk with Jesus.”
Hi, I’m Jesus, can I possess you? You don’t know who you’re talking to and if you don’t know how to close the session they stay.
That’s how it started in the 19th century. But it’s hard to believe that any church would approve it now.
Spiritualism was a big thing in the 19th Century, and people such as Joseph Smith (Mormons) and Mary Baker Eddy (Christian Scientists) were all involved with it.
Joseph Smith had a magic viewing hat through which he could find treasure. I guess it worked, because that’s why the Mormon “Angel Moroni” is facing and holding his hand out to the bank on the other side of the square.
I'll pass.
GET THE ANSWERS YOU NEED! - The Holy Spirit Board can answer all of life's most important questions, straight from the man himself!
Strange indeed:
Deep in the heart of the infinite darkness...
Because life is the question
And life is the answer
And God is the reason
And love is the way.~ Kris Krist•offer•son
Approved and liked by Captain Howdy.
Who sometimes might visit you on there.
Same here, you don't have to play a board game to talk to Jesus. Just pray.
I hope God uses this game to reach millions and has the last laugh.
This is stunningly deceptive. Avoid at all costs.
Um, what?
“It’s an Ouiji Board to talk with Jesus.”
Hi, I’m Jesus, can I possess you?”
Exactly!
Please note the “/s” for sarcasm after my question above “What could go wrong?
Thanks for posting the picture. I too looked it up on Amazon to verify it was real.
This is absurd.
Actually I did a search to find a photo of it. 🙂
Exactly. 🙂
Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit?
NOT a good idea.
Satan imitates the Light.
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