Posted on 12/28/2023 11:48:03 AM PST by Navy Patriot
OTTAWA — A new law passed in Canada this week required all men's room across the country to stock tampons in case Justin Trudeau pops in and happens to be on "that time of the month," sources confirmed Wednesday morning.
Dubbed "Trudeau's Law," the new regulation ensures that men's rooms will have everything the Prime Minister requires for his visits to the bathroom, from tampons to thick, extra-absorbent pads "for those heavy days."
"This is a huge step forward in inclusivity for people named Justin Trudeau," Trudeau said solemnly at a press conference Tuesday afternoon. He wiped away tears as he spoke. "I can finally feel comfortable going into the bathroom and knowing I'll be able to take care of my hygienic needs, no matter what gender identity expression I've taken on for the day."
"We are inclusive. We are diverse. We are Canada - and we will not apologize," Trudeau said triumphantly while reporters cheered. "Well, we will apologize, but not for this."
At publishing time, Trudeau had just used the ladies' room like normal.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Lol, this should be good.
😀😆🤣
The Bee is too close to reality
I’m guessing most Canadians, especially the first nation prime minister Tru-Doe didn’t really learn what bi-lingual means in the schools, aye. The tamp-ins come in maple, bacon, salmon, and beaver scent for that cold winter day. Only domestically produced allowed.
Good thing not sipping coffee when read!
“Call me naive, but where are men supposed to stick these ManPons.”
Guess you missed that episode of South Park.
Justin is Mentally Ill
Up their tootie hole after they’ve had a gerbil up there. It helps stop the bleeding.
When did Trudy start riding the rag?
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