Posted on 12/24/2023 7:58:50 AM PST by Lazamataz
I want us all to have a wonderful Christmas, so I have some handy tips for a holiday filled with cheer.
So, invite your progressive liberal relatives over, and right at the height of the dinner, lay into them with the most profane, obscenity-laced tirade they have ever experienced.
"Why you little Marxist ##### ## #### ### ### # a #### because #### ### ### door ### #### ## # #### and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison ### ##### ## # # ############# ### # # fatal dose of fentanyl."
"You ugly, nasty, left wing ###### ## ##### ## # #### # car accident ### ###### # ## ###### ### ## # ###### abortion-lookalike ##### ##### ## ###### ##### # effortlessly #### ###### ##### spoon up your ##### # ## ##### # ## ########## ## # # ########## chimpanzee removes your intestines through your bunghole.
God Himself hates you, you #### ## ######## ### # # ########## ### #### pepper-spray ######## ### ######### #### ######### three sanitary napkins over your ############ #### # ######## ### # ###### # ####### clock up your ########### ######## ### in Egypt.
Topic: My Russian GF
Laz would hit her!
Rob White? (Ron White? It sounds like something he would say.)
Raising Arizona.
Fun times.
No, not me, but only because I didn’t think of it first.
Fun times, fun times...
You had to bring a yak into this?....well if you are doing this then you might as well have included “the amourous attentions of a hermaphrodidic worm!”
You had to bring a yak into this?....well if you are doing this then you might as well have included “the amourous attentions of a hermaphrodidic worm!”
DUDE! I still get grief on occasion from my wife from making her flaming libtardian sister cry because, in her sisters words, “I used logic”. I was slaying her bulls*** reasoning like I was fishing with dynamite...
Merry Christmas Laz!!!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Love it!
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