[nickcarraway]

Link: Reindeer Have This Bizarre, Innate Trait That Helps Them Sleep Soundly

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They threw out their TVs?

[packagingguy]

Maybe I should lay off the Somenix and eat the bunnies’ hay.

[Rennes Templar]

“So if you ever get concerned that Santa’s fleet is overworked, know that all the time they spend ruminating while flying through the air helps them get through to Christmas morning.”

What does Santo do when his sleigh is pulled too fast? He holds on for deer life.

[mabarker1]

Does having 4 stomachs mean that they need 4 doses of Antacids at a time ?

[Sequoyah101]

So, if I had four stomachs and could regurgitate the PBJ sandwich I had for dinner and the chew on it some more I wouldn't be sitting here drinking Nighty Night tea but I would have four times the heartburn? Sweet.

It would suck to be a reindeer or an Eskimo, just so darn cold and dark all winter.

Speaking of cold, I'd go to the shop but it is cold out there and the noise disturbs the cats. Insomnia and my aches and pains make for some very long nights.

[Clutch Martin]

Ruminants have to lie down to effectively ruminate it’s sort of like burping a baby. One thing about ruminate stomachs is that they don’t have four stomachs they have one stomach with four chambers.

[Chicory]

Ahhh, if only ruminating would help humans refresh themselves!

[Alas Babylon!]

Like cows, deer, camels, and llamas, reindeer are ruminants.

They left out this group:

[fruser1]

Wanted: Lab technician with experience depriving reindeer of sleep.

[Deplorable American1776]

Oh, I thought it had a trait to fly while hitched to a sleigh and a fat man (not Chris Christie) 🤓.

[bgill]

Can I tell my dentist I self identify as a reindeer and chew Christmas candy all night?