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To: nickcarraway; Ezekiel

“So if you ever get concerned that Santa’s fleet is overworked, know that all the time they spend ruminating while flying through the air helps them get through to Christmas morning.”

What does Santo do when his sleigh is pulled too fast? He holds on for deer life.


6 posted on 12/23/2023 9:56:19 PM PST by Rennes Templar (Come back, President Trump.)
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To: Rennes Templar
All ruminants are four-stomached

Oh come on, I'm eating here!

23 posted on 12/24/2023 4:30:40 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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