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Reindeer Have This Bizarre, Innate Trait That Helps Them Sleep Soundly
DEC. 22, 2023
| Elana Spivack
Posted on 12/23/2023 9:25:47 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
They threw out their TVs?
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posted on
12/23/2023 9:29:35 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
To: nickcarraway
Maybe I should lay off the Somenix and eat the bunnies’ hay.
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
TVs — true that
But, more importantly, have you ever run across a reindeer on FR? They just don’t get worked up on Biden shenanigans.
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posted on
12/23/2023 9:39:26 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: nickcarraway; Ezekiel
“So if you ever get concerned that Santa’s fleet is overworked, know that all the time they spend ruminating while flying through the air helps them get through to Christmas morning.”
What does Santo do when his sleigh is pulled too fast? He holds on for deer life.
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posted on
12/23/2023 9:56:19 PM PST
by
Rennes Templar
(Come back, President Trump.)
To: nickcarraway
ground reindeer meat is good, but always add some bacon fat and check for radioactivity before cooking
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posted on
12/23/2023 9:57:28 PM PST
by
algore
To: nickcarraway
Does having 4 stomachs mean that they need 4 doses of Antacids at a time ?
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posted on
12/23/2023 11:49:37 PM PST
by
mabarker1
( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
To: nickcarraway
So, if I had four stomachs and could regurgitate the PBJ sandwich I had for dinner and the chew on it some more I wouldn't be sitting here drinking Nighty Night tea but I would have four times the heartburn? Sweet.
It would suck to be a reindeer or an Eskimo, just so darn cold and dark all winter.
Speaking of cold, I'd go to the shop but it is cold out there and the noise disturbs the cats. Insomnia and my aches and pains make for some very long nights.
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posted on
12/24/2023 12:44:49 AM PST
by
Sequoyah101
(Procrastination is just a form of defiance)
To: nickcarraway
Ruminants have to lie down to effectively ruminate it’s sort of like burping a baby. One thing about ruminate stomachs is that they don’t have four stomachs they have one stomach with four chambers.
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posted on
12/24/2023 12:52:44 AM PST
by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: nickcarraway
Ahhh, if only ruminating would help humans refresh themselves!
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posted on
12/24/2023 5:27:34 AM PST
by
Chicory
To: nickcarraway
Like cows, deer, camels, and llamas, reindeer are ruminants. They left out this group:
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posted on
12/24/2023 5:27:41 AM PST
by
Alas Babylon!
(Repeal the Patriot Act; Abolish the DHS; reform FBI top to bottom!)
To: Clutch Martin
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posted on
12/24/2023 5:28:30 AM PST
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Alas Babylon!
(Repeal the Patriot Act; Abolish the DHS; reform FBI top to bottom!)
To: Alas Babylon!
They left out this group: Reminds me of a joke: A guy sits down at the bar next to some women who are chatting away with thick accents. He asks: "Are you ladies from Scotland?"
To which they reply, "It's Wales, you idiot."
Apologetically, the guy then says: "I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"
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posted on
12/24/2023 5:32:17 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(I am going to keep SPAMming the meme "I see Freepers bickering..." where applicable)
To: nickcarraway
Wanted: Lab technician with experience depriving reindeer of sleep.
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posted on
12/24/2023 6:55:22 AM PST
by
fruser1
To: nickcarraway
Oh, I thought it had a trait to fly while hitched to a sleigh and a fat man (not Chris Christie) 🤓.
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posted on
12/24/2023 7:05:09 AM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: nickcarraway
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, DUNDER and BLIXEM.”
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posted on
12/24/2023 7:18:35 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once.")
To: algore
Love reindeer sausage. (Why radioactivity?)
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posted on
12/24/2023 7:20:01 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once.")
To: Alas Babylon!
This post is an insult...
To cows, deer, camels, and llamas, they are smarter than those so-called people. 🤓
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posted on
12/24/2023 7:24:52 AM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: nickcarraway
Can I tell my dentist I self identify as a reindeer and chew Christmas candy all night?
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posted on
12/24/2023 7:58:59 AM PST
by
bgill
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