Slim Jim's 'Fast Meat' promo car stolen in Los Angeles

kmph.com ^ | Wednesday, Dec 20th 2023 | SHELDON GAJARIAN

[V_TWIN]

Slim Jim, America's iconic protein snack, has had its custom Nissan Z, known to fans as Fast Meat, stolen. The car was on the move as part of an ongoing partnership with WWE, making recent stops in Chicago for the Survivor Series event before traveling on to L.A. for a custom video shoot.

[ClearCase_guy]

New Netflix series -— Slim Jim’s Fast Meat.

[Leaning Right]

I wonder what’s next on the thieves’ list. Maybe this car?

[V_TWIN]

Sounds like the title of a porno flick to me

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

The catalytic convertor was stolen off one of these recently. IIRC.

[ClearCase_guy]

Netflix tells me it’s a kid’s show. So, you’re right.

[FreedomPoster]

I got inside of one of those after our 4th of July parade, which of course it was in, a few years ago. Inside was a very retro-late-60s Jetson’s look, pretty cool.

[FlingWingFlyer]

They better keep their hands off Sasquatch’s meat wagon, “Invisible Meat.”

[lee martell]

The first thing that car thief did, was probably to throw a few buckets of black paint all over the car.
Their next ‘Fast Meat’ car, should be better secured.
Maybe buy one of those steering wheel locks, plus an alarm system, the kind with 10 different bird calls at top volume.

[Red Badger]

They used a ‘slim jim’ on the Slim Jim?...................

[V_TWIN]

“The first thing that car thief did, was probably to throw a few buckets of black paint all over the car”

I’m guessing it has a vinyl wrap exterior.......all you have to do is peel away.

[V_TWIN]

ISWYDT! 😁

[dfwgator]

[Red Badger]

[lee martell]

You’re probably right. Why pay to have all that done as permanent airbrushed artwork, when you can just buy a giant photo covering, made of vinyl?

[Libloather]

Thin James. Be on the lookout.

[Do_Tar]

Protein snack?