Posted on 12/18/2023 1:50:39 PM PST by yesthatjallen
Watch out Harry Potter for there is another secret society of wizards roaming around but unlike you and your British kin, these folks are American… and Black.
Focus Features released the first trailer for Kobi Libii-directed film The American Society of Magical Negroes starring Justice Smith and we must say, it looks like a helluva concept to bring to make into a movie. Centering around an everyday man named Aren (Smith) who tries to navigate his life around a white man’s world, he’s recruited to a secret society of Black magicians whose main purpose is to make white peoples lives easier and more comfortable in society. No, seriously.
As it is explained to him by one of his teachers (David Alan Grier) white people are the most “dangerous animal on the planet” whenever they feel “uncomfortable.” No lies detected there. In order to keep the Black community safe from white rage, the magicians do what they can to keep the white community feeling at peace in America.
Now that he’s in the loop, Aren is tasked to use his newfound magic to make a particular white man happier with his life in his workplace, but things go awry when said white man and Aren both develop feelings for the same woman. Having to choose between upholding his Magical Negro oath or finding love, Aren finds himself in quite the pickle as everything The American Society of Magical Negroes hinges on what he chooses to do. Keep the white man happy or make himself happy.
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“has anyone else noticed how much biden looks like Jeff dunham’s Walter? even down to the squinty eyes?”
Of course! Years ago. Separated at birth.
Magic Negroes stolen from a Rush line
Grier was funny on In Living Color......since then not so much.
Interesting the only comedian on that show to really make it big was a White boy.....with Jaime Foxx a close but still second
If blacks thought whites were the most dangerous group on the planet they’d be a lot nicer. The movie could have been funny if it was about a Harry Potter style magical school but instead of a fancy pants british one it was a ghetto inner city one.
Same
Actually Rush got that from Spike Lee.....which is why he used it to show the hypocrisy of the left. When spike lee said it nobody batted an eyelash......soon as Rush started saying it he got attacked for being a racist.
JLo was a fly girl on that show and she was pretty famous , though that really doesn’t count
If white folks WERE that dangerous a lot of black folks wouldn’t still be in this country to complain about it.
Why I specified comedian
This guy has fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUhnGfJ2q_c&t=606s
Saw the trailer to this, and i'm pretty sure it's gonna be "woke", so it will be a "miss" for me.
You and me both!
Were they helping the white people on the front lines of the Union Army feel comfortable?
“Undercover Brother” is a good movie that does just that... Very funny movie.
Barrack the magic negro...
Well, they are good at making things disappear.
Cultural appropriation, like a black superman, a mexican Snow White [”with skin as white as snow”] and her band of sexually confused simps, or the black Little Mermaid [a Dutch tale]?
Why do the blacks keep usurping white people’s cultures & mythology? Can’t they think up something up on their own? Or does grunting around a fire with bones in your hair have no appeal?
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Wakanda outcasts?
THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON by Rudyard Kipling.
Could be they are doing some truth telling.
It will, of course, bomb. I don’t even think the snow flake soyboys will go and see that one.
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