Saw this in a movie theater, as a kid, and said to myself(WTF), this is bad, went to the concession stand to get more popcorn, and wait for the second feature.
How much was admission?
I’m cool with the Martian invasion. Capt. Kirk showed us what those green women look like…. I’ll tell ‘em I recently graduated from Star Fleet Academy and own my own dilithium crystal mine. That I’m looking for someone special to settle down with and raise some whitish-green kids.
But seriously I’m concerned about Santa being coerced into gifts for Martian boys and girls. What headache for all, auditing the good list for another planet, elves having to make more presents, and delivery- those reindeer aren’t getting any younger. Maybe the Martians should consider China, they make a lot of toys there anyway.
I never realized Santa Claus had imperialist tendencies :D
Ha, Pia Zadora as a kid
This could be the start of something big! /Lt. Frank Drebin