The odds of getting fatally attacked by one of the carnivorous fish are less than 1 in 4 million,
One of those “til death do us part” stories...
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.
We were bill fishing off of Caracas one very hot day. Just before jumping in for what we hoped would be a cooling swim along comes a great white, not supposed to be there but there it was. Swim cancelled.
Poor woman. Not a pleasant way to die.
Climate change anyone?
Eaten by a shark on her honeymoon? Bad karma baby. I never liked paddle boarding either. Looks boring.
What does a person swimming on a paddle board look like from underneath the water?
That’s right!... a SEAL!
And sharks don’t have that great of eyesight.
It wasn’t an accident - the shark meant it...
Why did her new husband purchase the big life insurance policy before she swam through the chum?