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1 posted on 12/04/2023 10:03:50 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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RIP
The odds of getting fatally attacked by one of the carnivorous fish are less than 1 in 4 million,

2 posted on 12/04/2023 10:08:36 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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One of those “til death do us part” stories...

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.


4 posted on 12/04/2023 10:15:32 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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We were bill fishing off of Caracas one very hot day. Just before jumping in for what we hoped would be a cooling swim along comes a great white, not supposed to be there but there it was. Swim cancelled.


6 posted on 12/04/2023 10:47:39 PM PST by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance)
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Poor woman. Not a pleasant way to die.


7 posted on 12/04/2023 11:01:55 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14/12 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
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Climate change anyone?


8 posted on 12/04/2023 11:15:54 PM PST by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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Eaten by a shark on her honeymoon? Bad karma baby. I never liked paddle boarding either. Looks boring.


16 posted on 12/05/2023 3:37:24 AM PST by DeplorablePaul
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What does a person swimming on a paddle board look like from underneath the water?

That’s right!... a SEAL!

And sharks don’t have that great of eyesight.


20 posted on 12/05/2023 5:11:13 AM PST by Safrguns
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It wasn’t an accident - the shark meant it...


21 posted on 12/05/2023 5:32:55 AM PST by trebb (So many fools - so little time...)
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Why did her new husband purchase the big life insurance policy before she swam through the chum?


22 posted on 12/05/2023 6:23:28 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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