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Plumbers prepare for 'Brown Friday,' issue warnings about their busiest day of the year
Wash. Examiner ^
| 11/23/2023
Posted on 11/23/2023 6:28:29 AM PST by Duke C.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:28:29 AM PST
by
Duke C.
To: Duke C.
This is why I studied Chemistry and Electricity, no poop.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:29:31 AM PST
by
EEGator
To: Duke C.
Wow, hard to tell the difference between reality and The Bee.!They seem to intersect more and more often these days…
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:31:27 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
To: Duke C.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:32:20 AM PST
by
Fester Chugabrew
(May I please have a government shutdown?)
To: Duke C.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:32:42 AM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
To: Duke C.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:38:29 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Duke C.
A lot of our turkey carcass is going into turkey soup. Cooking now.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:38:52 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: Fester Chugabrew
“Space, the final frontier. Sewage, the final back-tier.”
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:40:19 AM PST
by
Autonomous User
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: Duke C.
Kitchen drains stop up from all the cooking and pouring off of greasy liquids and any mild root problem that is going unnoticed when one or two people are in the house because it is still draining slowly can show up as a stoppage when a crowd arrives and the sewer line needs to be functioning at full capacity.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:40:25 AM PST
by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: Duke C.
Plumber friend (trying to convince me to be his plumber helper when I retire) told me this a couple months ago. He said, “I get callouts sometimes, and I never take Thanksgiving week off work, because that is my busiest time”
To: Duke C.
This is why you have a dog. Give the leftovers to a dog.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:41:16 AM PST
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Duke C.
Brown Friday is easily the busiest time of year for plumbers . . . ... after Cinco de Mayo.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:47:38 AM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
(My tagline is in the shop.)
To: Morgana
My garden thrives from composting scraps and leftovers.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:52:55 AM PST
by
ryderann
To: PJ-Comix
My turkey hits the smoker in a few minutes.
Me and another guy cooked 13 birds last weekend. Fried and Trash Can Turkeys.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:54:15 AM PST
by
cyclotic
(Don’t be part of the problem. Be the entire problem)
To: Duke C.
What can Brown do for you?
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:55:28 AM PST
by
sauropod
(The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly.)
To: Duke C.
It came early for me. I had to snake my kitchen drain last week.
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posted on
11/23/2023 6:56:58 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: Duke C.
I was at a Christmas party some years ago and a plumber was there as one of the guests. (He was the best dressed guy at the party.) As luck would have it, one of the kids stopped up a toilet and he was able to quickly fix the problem. He told the host that he was fortunate he was there because paying for his services on Christmas Day would have been incredibly expensive. LOL
To: Starboard
My plumber told me to take a stool softener.
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posted on
11/23/2023 7:11:00 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Duke C.
The garbage disposal had to be invented by a plumber to boost his business.
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posted on
11/23/2023 7:13:31 AM PST
by
bigbob
To: bigbob
I can believe that. I took the disposal out of the house we bought. Apparently garbage disposals and septic tanks do not play well together.
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