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New 'Jordan Peterson On The Shelf' Doll Watches To Make Sure You Clean Your Room
Babylon Bee ^
| November 17, 2023
| Staff
Posted on 11/18/2023 11:25:20 AM PST by Twotone
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posted on
11/18/2023 11:25:20 AM PST
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Twotone
To: Twotone
Babylon Bee - owned and operated by liberals. Yes, they are. Just saying!
To: Scarlett156
Maybe so, but they sure make fun of libs a lot.
I love JBP and I’ll bet he’d laugh at this.
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posted on
11/18/2023 11:32:21 AM PST
by
ottbmare
(the OTTB mare)
To: Scarlett156
I think about Jordan's message of "Make your bed first thing in the morning" every time I make my bed first thing in the morning...every morning. It feels like an important accomplishment. Seriously.
On an even more serious note, Peterson has helped more people suffering from depression than any other shrink I know of.
His solution to depression? Start by cleaning your room. Just pick up one thing today (if that's all you can manage) and 2 things tomorrow...and keep increasing the number. Soon you will notice that you feel better about things. You will build a positive habit and get a real sense of accomplishment from the smallest things.
That's the kind of solution that not only works but is practical enough that anyone can do it.
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posted on
11/18/2023 11:41:43 AM PST
by
RoosterRedux
(A person who seeks the truth with a strong bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
To: Scarlett156
owned and operated by liberalsOwned and operated by conservative Christians.
If it were owned by liberals, it wouldn't make such fun of them.
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posted on
11/18/2023 11:43:37 AM PST
by
RoosterRedux
(A person who seeks the truth with a strong bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
To: Twotone
Ah the Bee got me again. I thought this was a real thing and was excited to buy one
To: All
Students protest Peterson's allegations of "political correctness."
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posted on
11/18/2023 11:49:57 AM PST
by
Liz
(Women have tremendous power — their femininity, because men can't do without it. Sidney Sheldon)
To: RoosterRedux
Agree. A bank account starts with a dollar.
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posted on
11/18/2023 11:53:38 AM PST
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: Liz
What is that…thing standing there?
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posted on
11/18/2023 11:58:50 AM PST
by
albie
To: albie
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:00:32 PM PST
by
Liz
(Women have tremendous power — their femininity, because men can't do without it. Sidney Sheldon)
To: Twotone
Not funny. I have illegal alien flue and had to think too hard on this one
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:01:26 PM PST
by
BarbM
(Men who look at porn are impotent for God.)
To: Liz
Oh. A “Student”. Looks like a combination of many ethnicities and genders.
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:03:20 PM PST
by
albie
To: albie
True.....strange looking.
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:04:58 PM PST
by
Liz
(Women have tremendous power — their femininity, because men can't do without it. Sidney Sheldon)
To: RoosterRedux
every time I make my bed first thing in the morning...every morning. It feels like an important accomplishment.While it's laughable, I do too. And for what it's worth, I learned how when I was in basic training and never forgot.....LOL!
To: Twotone
In what is sure to become a beloved, time-honored holiday tradition, a local toy company has introduced its new "Jordan Peterson on the Shelf" doll that will sit and watch you to make sure you keep your room clean like a decent, mature adult. I will need a dozen please.
Make it a bakers dozen. I need one for the back room of shop. Perhaps I can get certain employees to break down the shipping boxes rather then tossing them in the corner when empty.
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:13:28 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Keep America Beautiful by keeping Canadian Trash Out. Deport Jennifer Granholm!)
To: Scarlett156
No, they are not.
Perhaps you are confusing them with the Onion?
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:15:14 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Keep America Beautiful by keeping Canadian Trash Out. Deport Jennifer Granholm!)
To: Twotone
I was hoping for a sexy girl on the shelf instead.
One that will move around during the night!!
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:37:51 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Twotone
To: RoosterRedux
Hes a good shrink because hes not a liberal (plus hes also not seeing a shrink while seeing his own patients - ie hes stable).
But hes also tradcon and that isn’t great. Not for men anyways.
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posted on
11/18/2023 12:44:12 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Secret Agent Man
But hes also tradcon and that isn’t great. Not for men anyways. Oh no. Not another label to keep track of. Can't we just divide the world up into normal people and weirdos?
But I will bite. What is a "tradcon" and why is that not great for men?
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posted on
11/18/2023 1:34:14 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Keep America Beautiful by keeping Canadian Trash Out. Deport Jennifer Granholm!)
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