Is there a version of this in Spanish?
Kudos! That was brilliant!
SSI is the fall back gimme program for those people who never worked enough to get Social Security benefit programs or can’t find a crooked doctor who can write you out a disability to get SSDI.
Mixing it with the SSA actually handling the general fund payouts just crowds up the SSA offices for people with their retirement needs. Last time I was actually at an SS office, I was the only grey-haired senior there. The rest were obese young slags, most all with children. Now, I’d imagine that the official language spoken there would be Spanish.