If they’re anything like this one, I’d want them out of the country too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
Maybe Hippo tastes great.
There’s one in Georgia. It’s called Stacey Abrams.
Looks like a lot of overthinking to me, shoot the animals and have a BBQ. If there is a zoo use the meat for lion food.
This summer: the waters of Amazon will churn with a new twist on terror.
Alligators fear them.
Pirhanas won’t go near them.
...And they are multiplying.
They are...
HIPPOS!
Don’t be offended, Whoopie.
We’re not talking about the other kind of Hippos.
The ones cussing out the cashier at the Jack-In-The-Box Drive Thru Window, because they can’t get more free ketchup.
We have a war on RINOs.
The Squaw of the Hippopotamus
Long ago in a plains tribe, three young men came of age and were to be married. They were sent out into the world with a bow and arrow and a knife to kill an animal the fur of which was to be used to make their marriage bed
Brave Eagle returned with a wonderful cougar hide that was tanned into a beautiful fur
Charging Bull returned with the hide of a young bear that was tanned into a beautiful fur.
Falling Rocks was not very successful. He returned with the skins of two rabbits and a squirrel. These were not large enough to make a marriage bed. His wise grand mother suggested he take them to the trading post and get a striped blanket.
Alas, the trader would not part with a blanket for such a minor return but offered a dusty hippopotamus hide that though rough was in fact large enough.
A year passed
The squaw of Brave Eagle presented him with a son
The squaw of Charging Bull presented him a beautiful daughter
The squaw of Falling Rocks presented him with twins, a boy and a girl
Theorem:
The Squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides
Descended from 4 hippos? They must be badly inbred, like palestinians.
He has a point.
They should import the hippos to Florida Everglades. I’m sure they could kill the Burmese pythons.
I took an Amazon cruise that went by Escobar’s old estate but never saw any hippos.
Hippo’s kill hundreds of people in Africa every year. People on this side of the world like them because they’re cute.
I watched an animal show about these hippo’s. They’re breeding in the wild now and taking over a river. They’ve got to go.
Hippo mean is supposed to be good. There must be options.
I mean, aren’t people hungry in Venezuela?
The errant apostrophe. My personal irritation.
Hippos don’t belong in South America. They have no natural enemies so they’ll breed like rabbits. Yes,I think that they should either be killed or moved to Africa. Of course moving them to Africa would be damn expensive...so death is the only reasonable plan.
Every year or two a similar article is posted.
Its obviously not a real problem. They could get rid of them in a year by selling licenses to Americans if they wanted to get rid of them.
If.
Accidentally on purpose waiting until they are over-run so they can sell more licenses a couple of years from now or waiting until some alliance of dimwitted effeminate urbanites and Uncle Sugar send them enough money to “stop the environmental holocaust”.
“War on Hippo’s”
Does anyone know how to use an apostrophe properly?