Posted on 11/03/2023 6:57:28 AM PDT by Red Badger
That will work.
Those are great!
Norm MacDonald on parties and sandwiches.
Sometimes people go, “Why do you even go to these parties if you don’t like, you know, talking?” Here’s why I go to parties. There’s only one reason why I go to parties. The reason why I love parties, because I love those little sandwiches where they’re triangles… And they cut the crusts off, and then they’re little equilateral triangles, and they put a little toothpick. And it has, like, golden cellophane… And red cellophane. I can eat 30, 40 of those f***ers. And you can only get them at parties.
Like… I have gone to restaurants and I go, “You got any of them sandwiches that are shaped like triangles?” And they go, “No, all our sandwiches are shaped like sandwiches.” I go, “Oh, f***.” And then… I go to, like, a grocery store. I go, “Yes, where is… What aisle is the sandwiches with the toothpicks?” They go, “We don’t got none. Have you tried a party?” I go, “I’m trying not to… go to those things.”
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