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Give pee a chance: Why German men urinate sitting down
BigThink ^ | 5.24.2023 | Frank Jacobs

Posted on 11/02/2023 4:48:15 PM PDT by libh8er

..... One such word is Sitzpinkler, a man who pees sitting down. Not only do the Germans have a word for it, they are remarkably more proficient at it than most other nationalities.

Recently, UK-based pollster YouGov published the results of a 13-country survey of men’s urinating preferences. This map shows the eight countries surveyed in Europe — the others were Canada, the U.S., Mexico, Singapore, and Australia. Of all 13 countries, Germany was the one where most men sat down “every time” to urinate (40%). Add those who do so “most times” (22%), and you get the result shown on the map: nearly two-thirds are Sitzpinkler (without final “s”: the word is both singular and plural).

Sitzpinkler statistics That puts German men well ahead of their second-placed counterparts in Sweden, where only 22% of men sit down “every time.” More Swedish men sit down “most times” (28%). Danish men place third overall (44%), ahead of Australians (39%) and Canadians (35%). The streams of French (35%) and Italian (34%) men almost cross, but despite the overall closeness of the result, a considerably larger share of French men are Sitzpinkler of the “every time” variety (19% vs. 13% in Italy). Dangling at the bottom of the European league are Poland (27%) and the UK (24%), with only 10% of Polish men and 9% of British blokes sitting down “every time.”

The U.S. is on the lower end of the scale: only 10% of American men sit down to pee “every time,” with an additional 13% “most times.” Still, this is not as low as Mexico or Singapore, where 6% and 5% of men respectively sit down to pee “every time.”

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KEYWORDS: frhalfwits; frpottymouths; noclassonfr; pee; transbathrooms
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To: libh8er
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81 posted on 11/02/2023 6:17:23 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything)
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To: hardspunned

Allison, is that you?


82 posted on 11/02/2023 6:18:51 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: oldasrocks

“So how much did the Grant cost the taxpayer to find out this information?”

No grant.


83 posted on 11/02/2023 6:18:52 PM PDT by TexasGator
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To: posterchild

Grease was the man.


84 posted on 11/02/2023 6:19:44 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: ansel12

Of course. If I were a man, I’d be bragging here about how good a shot I am.


85 posted on 11/02/2023 6:21:00 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: justme4now

Same.


86 posted on 11/02/2023 6:22:39 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: ClearCase_guy

Because they’re pussies


87 posted on 11/02/2023 6:24:27 PM PDT by albie
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To: Jamestown1630

Well, I’m a man and a plumber who has worked on, installed new, and replaced many urinals aside from using them all my life of course, I even own a urinal that I intend to install at some point.

Homes need urinals for the man and for water conservation.


88 posted on 11/02/2023 6:27:26 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: billorites

my first encounter with one was in some rural town 20 miles north of Istanbul. I figured I wasn’t in Kansas anymore.


89 posted on 11/02/2023 6:27:35 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: central_va

I always look at buttered corn differently since him.


90 posted on 11/02/2023 6:29:55 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: oldasrocks

What a waste of grant money.

This is not something I ever knew about and I could have lived and died not knowing and not felt like I was missing out on anything.


91 posted on 11/02/2023 6:30:39 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: Jamestown1630

92 posted on 11/02/2023 6:38:09 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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To: posterchild

Sgt Fury and the Holy Roman Empire were the best.


93 posted on 11/02/2023 6:38:19 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: libh8er

AUTOBAHN-PINKLER:

Deployed to Germany in the 1970’s, in the bus from Rhein-Main to Wurzburg, I was surprised to see numerous German guys stopped on the shoulder of the autobahn taking a whiz…, not behind a bush, not down in the ditch, but just there on the apron, just letting it fly.


94 posted on 11/02/2023 6:38:38 PM PDT by cookcounty (Uuuuuuhh.)
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To: central_va

Howard Stern getting fired after the USAir incident (14th st bridge) was the best thing to happen to DC radio.


95 posted on 11/02/2023 6:40:12 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: billorites

New York too.

I stopped at a gas station. The owner told me toilet paper was too expensive.

Fortunately I had some.

And I was going to fill my tank there.


96 posted on 11/02/2023 6:40:39 PM PDT by cyclotic (It's a great time to live in America. It's like the collapse of the Roman Empire except with wi-fi)
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To: posterchild

truly


97 posted on 11/02/2023 6:41:16 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: libh8er

98 posted on 11/02/2023 6:42:18 PM PDT by jy8z (Everything you think, do and say is from the pill you took today.)
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To: ansel12

Well, build a little closet for it.


99 posted on 11/02/2023 6:43:49 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: DoodleBob

Long as you clean it up...


100 posted on 11/02/2023 6:45:05 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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