It's cause they haven't quite mastered the old leg-lifter technique yet.
Posted on 11/02/2023 4:48:15 PM PDT by libh8er
LOL! I like the first one.
“Those that take the time to sit down get completely emptied.”
It’s absolutely the opposite with me. And I’m not a fag pee sitter.
We just ordered a bunch of “toilet targets” for our grandson, who has gotten quite a bit taller & is now “missing” the intended area too often. Suggestions of “just sit down to pee” were soundly rejected (by him, his Dad & Pop-pop) — he might not know the word, Sitzpinkler, but he knows the general inference.
I think I would hurt myself trying to squat on top of the tree stump out back.
No, this is either nonsense or a new development. When I left in the 90s guys were still just whipping it out on the nearest wall along the sidewalk.
A lot of those inviting during the daytime out of the way crooked cozy little walkways and staircases between buildings were open air urinals at night.
No, thats pretty weird.
My father along with many others I remember used to throw one of their unfiltered Pall Mall butts in the toilet and yell, “Sink the Bismarck!
Today you could throw Cheerios in there and tell them to use their laser to shoot down the UFOs.
Even as a little kid they get it all in.
There are companies that make half or quarter rolls with no holes to reduce the size. They come in a plastic 1 roll clamshell and I put the shell in a ziplock and issued one each to Mrs and the girls before putting one in each glovebox. Look for them in the sporting goods department by hiking and camping.
Being prepared when going on road trips with women makes for significantly less drama.
What are you talking about? Are they hanging those piss sinks low so women can try them? Youre not talking the original full length porcelain ones Im assuming.
They should just go back to the bent sheet of metal bolted to the wall. Tallest to the left and shortest to the right, always just the right height for everyone.
And thats the cleaner of the behaviors. I think anyone that has ever had a job the included cleaning bathrooms knows what pigs women are.
I know people (ok just one said it out loud) that part of the house purchase requirement was being able to piss off the fron and back porch without neighbors seeing him. Insert binoculars or telescope joke here. I know I did. I can pee on my property in most places with issues - no jokes needed because I have 20+ acres and my property is surrounded by this weed known as pine trees.
The last time any male sat down to pee in my house was 16 years ago, when my youngest was a toddler during potty training.
“Sink the Bismarck!
My Dad was PTO. He’d drop the butt in and say you’re a dive bomber, hit the Japs.
The next survey will find out how many men shit while standing up, in various nations.
Countries where women get really mad about cleaning bathrooms, after sons and husbands are done?
To be honest, it can sometimes happen that, while taking a dump, a man also has to pee. That probably accounts for most of the "sometimes."
Regards,
Exactly same thought here. Just another way to spend our
hard earned monies. It’s no wonder as to why this nation is
in the toilet financially.
None other!
They also have a word for someone who is compulsively neat or overly precise: tupfenscheisser—a person who can crap the dot over an i
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