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Inaugural ‘Florida Man Games’ seeking contestants Competitions include pool noodle jousting, outrunning the police, beer belly sumo wrestling and more
Orlando Sentinel ^ | 10-24-23 | PATRICK CONNOLLY

Posted on 10/26/2023 8:58:51 AM PDT by dynachrome

Whether it’s riding a human-sized hamster wheel across the Atlantic Ocean or wielding a machete in a road rage incident, the notorious Florida Man always seems to be making headlines for another “truth is stranger than fiction” kind of story.

Next year, a Florida-style competition aims to give Sunshine State residents a chance to compete in tests of beer belly sumo wrestling, evading the police and knocking each other into the mud with pool noodles. The Florida Man Games are coming to St. Augustine for the first time on Feb. 24.

The event was dreamt up by Pete Melfi, a St. Augustine native who owns The 904 Now, a media outlet covering St. Johns County. He said he envisioned a “0.5K Beer Run” of sorts before expanding his vision to a broader contest.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floridaman; games; humor; media; melfi; petemelfi
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1 posted on 10/26/2023 8:58:51 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Great idea! How about a drinking contest as well followed immediately by a (well enclosed) shooting match with airsoft guns?


2 posted on 10/26/2023 9:01:01 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: dynachrome

How about drunken golf cart racing


3 posted on 10/26/2023 9:03:00 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: DouglasKC

How many beers can you down before you puke game? Fight for the remote game?


4 posted on 10/26/2023 9:05:46 AM PDT by GAgal
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To: z3n

“How about drunken golf cart racing?”

Golf carts aren’t allowed to drink.

They might suffer the occasional spill, but they hose off well.


5 posted on 10/26/2023 9:07:17 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: dynachrome

Oh noes! Now they’re gonna be competin at it.


6 posted on 10/26/2023 9:11:48 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Might become a new olympic sport!


7 posted on 10/26/2023 9:25:56 AM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: z3n
How about drunken golf cart racing

I was going to suggest drunken riding mower racing.

That seems to be the preferred transport for a quick run to the liquor store.

8 posted on 10/26/2023 9:27:43 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: dynachrome

If no alligators are involved it’s not a real Florida Man competition.


9 posted on 10/26/2023 9:36:51 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
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To: KarlInOhio

Can’t wait to see the trophy girl.


10 posted on 10/26/2023 10:19:56 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
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To: GAgal
How many beers can you down before you puke game? Fight for the remote game

Both are great! I'd pay to see them...

11 posted on 10/26/2023 11:09:47 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: z3n
How about drunken golf cart racing

A winner for sure!

12 posted on 10/26/2023 11:10:32 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: dynachrome

I’m more glad than ever that I’m wintering over in St. Augustine again this year. I’ll have to check this out. :)


13 posted on 10/26/2023 12:07:15 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: dynachrome

Let’s not forget the .20+BAC lawn tractor races


14 posted on 10/26/2023 12:09:10 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

She is the queen of the trailer park.


15 posted on 10/26/2023 12:09:30 PM PDT by Texas resident (Biden=Obama=Jarrett=Soros)
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No gators?


16 posted on 10/26/2023 12:19:40 PM PDT by mykroar (what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how. - J0eStalin)
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