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What Part Of The Body Of Christ Are You? Take The Quiz! (Da Bee)
BabylonBee ^
| 10-9-23
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 10/09/2023 12:20:44 PM PDT by dynachrome
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A small break from the insanity.
To: dynachrome
I turned out to be the ‘eyebrow’.
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:23:51 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: dynachrome
Why does it even matter, as long as you are?
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:28:06 PM PDT
by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: dynachrome
You are: The EYEBROW in the Body of Christ
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No one knows how important you are until you’re gone.
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:28:46 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:29:59 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
To: luvie
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:30:03 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: dynachrome
LOL...none of those answers fit me. I picked the closest ones but I DO know more than three chords. LOL.
I’m a “Kneecap” (The Protector)
To: eyeamok
Big Toes of The Church Unite! We have nothing to lose but our smelly socks ...
But “seriously” ...
Jesus didn’t wear socks; they hadn’t been invented yet. And the lady with the costly perfume washed His feet ... so being His big to is kinda cool, really ...
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:33:15 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: dynachrome
You are: The LIVER in the Body of Christ
You help keep the Body free from impurities and stay healthy - and if you're not Baptist, process alcohol! Yay!
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:33:31 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: dynachrome
I’m the rectum.
Sure, laugh all you want - try living without me!
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:35:19 PM PDT
by
dadgum
(Enough!)
To: dynachrome
I’m a metaphor.... not to be taken literally
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:39:12 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: BenLurkin
Just ask Whoopi Goldberg!
To: dadgum
---- "I'm the rectum. Sure, laugh all you want - try living without me!"
As irreverent as the Bee and the comments are, yours make me snicker.
Fifty years and more ago, during basic training at the delightful Fort Polk, Louisiana, our drill sergeant warned us about two headed alligators in the marshes, one head on each end. Two headed? Yup. No rectum. Try taking a sh.... That's why they are angry and so-o-o dangerous.
One thing is surely sure. We should find humor in things. A smile can be your umbrella, but a rifle with multiple clips can be your solution to many situations. Laugh, FRiend.
And the world wonders just what you're up to....
To: dadgum
To: dynachrome
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posted on
10/09/2023 12:52:27 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(I will stand for truth even if I stand alone.)
To: dynachrome
I have chills and a little freaked out………..I am the BIG TOE”.
Sincerely,
TOEspi
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posted on
10/09/2023 1:01:37 PM PDT
by
Toespi
To: eyeamok
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posted on
10/09/2023 1:02:01 PM PDT
by
LauraJean
(sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
To: dynachrome
Talk about a website that is Java Scripted. Everyone and their momma is running on that site. Can’t see much without allowing it. No thanks.
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posted on
10/09/2023 1:30:39 PM PDT
by
Revel
To: dynachrome
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posted on
10/09/2023 1:39:52 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
To: Disambiguator
Rectum? Darn near killed um.
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posted on
10/09/2023 1:49:28 PM PDT
by
lastchance
(Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
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