Posted on 09/24/2023 5:29:27 PM PDT by McGruff
KYIV — In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced the decision at a press conference today, stating, "In these trying times, we need a professional like Dylan to come in and be the face of Ukraine. He's someone that people unanimously respect after seeing how he masterfully handled his role as a Bud Light brand ambassador. Speaking of which, Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army."
Mulvaney has committed to handling one of the most critical geopolitical crises of our time by making disturbing TikTok videos about how little girls love Abrams tanks. "On day 400 of being a girl, I discovered my love for F-16 fighter jets," said Mulvaney. "Yay for being a girl and yay for cluster munitions!"
Zelensky said that he hopes that such a well-beloved and highly respected person like Mulvaney will help to unify the world behind Ukraine. "We recognize that the war has become polarizing and controversial," said Zelensky. "We believe a deranged trans influencer is the best person on the planet to update the world on what your billions of dollars are doing for Ukraine's military. Welcome aboard, Dylan!"
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🤣🤣 So many people are horrified by marina abramovic, but truly she just seems like a huge attention wh*re...look at me, look at me. It’s a schtick to her, nothing more. She reminds me of the “radical” art student doing anything to get attention.
Actually not that far from reality
Freakin’ Bee. LOL
Had to be sure it was The Bee.. LOL
I guess anyone who likes/supports Zelensky/Ukraine?
Thanks, I’m definitely not a Zeeper.
This thing has Pelozi eyes.
After the abramowitch deal, it was easy to get suckered in with this one.
Wuz going to post a sparky comment, then noticed the article is from “The Bee”
Still: “Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army.”
Ukraine is decKuF...
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hope things are comfy warm in your cocoon
Those on FR that support Ukraine. Z is for Zelensky.
Thanks! With my work schedule this year, I’m having difficulty keeping up on FR.
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