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Why Does The Doctor Hold Your Testicles And Ask You To Cough During A Physical?
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Posted on 09/23/2023 11:02:39 AM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff
Probably the same reason he puts a hand on each of your shoulders for the prostate exam...
To: DallasBiff
When a doctor is checking your colon, make sure he don’t have two hands on your shoulders...
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posted on
09/23/2023 11:27:28 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: bunkerhill7
I haven’t the foggiest idea how they check to see if a woman has a hernia....just thinkin’
Here's one way....
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posted on
09/23/2023 11:27:56 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: JBW1949
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posted on
09/23/2023 11:28:50 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: DallasBiff
Female Doctor: “You are going to have to stop masturbating.”
Male patient: “Why?”
Female Doctor: “Because I am trying to exam you.”
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posted on
09/23/2023 11:31:02 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: DallasBiff
Because you will cough on demand when he has control of your testicles.
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posted on
09/23/2023 11:31:25 AM PDT
by
Jonty30
(If liberals were truth tellers, they'd call themselves literals. )
To: DallasBiff
Why? Probably for the same reason tailors do it when they measure you for pants.
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posted on
09/23/2023 11:34:19 AM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
("We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. F. B. I. is tending in that direction." - Harry S Truman)
To: DallasBiff
I figured someone from the military would comment about their short arm inspection.
To: exnavy
Two things no man will do on me, touching my stuff, and fingers in the exit only place.The VA is constantly reminding me, to the point of being annoying, that I haven't been probed. I'm constantly reminding them that they will never probe me, and yes, they get quite annoyed.
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posted on
09/23/2023 11:44:26 AM PDT
by
BlackbirdSST
(Trump or Bust! Long live the Republic.)
To: alternatives?
I figured someone from the military would comment about their short arm inspection. The hernia exam was a preparation for future exams such as the "rolling your dice" testicle examination and demonstration on how to do your own Testicle Self-Examination (TSE)
https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/testicular-exam/about/pac-20385252
To: ansel12
—”I’m wondering why my new dentist is doing that, he says it has something to do with covid.”
As long as he only has one hand on your back during the procedure.
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posted on
09/23/2023 12:02:59 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: PGR88
When I was an Altar boy, my mother stated to me "if the priest diddles you, I will go straight to the Bishop",
When I told her about the physical, she said "it's a medical procedure".
Weird dichonomy.
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posted on
09/23/2023 12:09:48 PM PDT
by
DallasBiff
(Apology not accepted.la is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
09/23/2023 12:12:04 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: BenLurkin
You know you’re in trouble when the doctor is checking your prostate and he has both hand on your shoulders...
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posted on
09/23/2023 12:20:25 PM PDT
by
shotgun
To: DallasBiff
I never had a doctor do that to me during a physical. 🤔
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posted on
09/23/2023 12:21:31 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
To: DallasBiff
The hand on your nuts distracts you from the hand going for your wallet.
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posted on
09/23/2023 12:37:23 PM PDT
by
JustaTech
(My mind is the weapon. Everything else is tools.)
To: DallasBiff
That is an old procedure, they don’t do that anymore, same with the prostate exam they don’t give you the finger anymore they do a PSA test.
To: DallasBiff
The doctor also asks for his payment at that moment. Are you going to refuse payment when the doctor has his hands on your ‘nads?
“Yes doctor, here’s your payment and a nice tip. Now, please release me!”
To: DallasBiff
Why Does The Doctor Hold Your Testicles And Ask You To Cough During A Physical? Because he's as gay as Bronco Bama.
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posted on
09/23/2023 1:00:39 PM PDT
by
ABStrauss
(I miss Rush! it di)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
Reminds me.going through the MEPS in Fresno. “The Dragon Lady” had a well known and fearsome reputation.
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posted on
09/23/2023 1:04:15 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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