Posted on 09/21/2023 10:40:11 AM PDT by servo1969
"In some parts of Britain the arrest rate for offensive speech has risen by 900%.
The Times reported that British police are arresting up to nine people a day.
Law enforcement is encouraging people to report non-crime incidents and here I was thinking that New York had a rat problem.
Which is why on my tour I will attempting the death-defying stunt of performing the most offensive setlist of all time!
I will be doing all of this while smoking cigarettes onstage, wearing a leather jacket with a patch on it that says OFFEND, and asking the audience of it was “too soon” after every single bit.
I will start this set by yelling the N-word for 10 minutes.
I will then proceed to draw the prophet Muhammed for eight straight hours.
Abortion: 10 minutes for – 10 minutes against.
After that I will take a devil’s advocate position on Cosby, school shootings and police brutality.
I will then proceed to deport three immigrants. (Time frame of that bit depends on the helicopter.)
I will attempt to list off the number of genders using only my thumbs.
I will then wheel a handicapped man down the stairs, deny COVID existed in its entirety, rank races best to worse, and…
For my finale, I will be bringing four dogs onstage that I have taught a special trick.
And if the cops are listening, you can try to stop me, you British f—ks."
—Ryan Long
900%?
Well. At least it is outstripping the increase in violent crime.
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In the words of Tom Macdonald: there’s a difference between hate speech and speech that you hate. From his song “Fake Woke”.
Ryan Long’s one of the few comedians out there today who is actually funny.
If anyone wants to know a fun podcast, I listen to Ryan Longs the Boyscast every Friday.
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