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Bears raid a Krispy Kreme doughnut van making deliveries on an Alaska military base
Channel 3000 News/AP ^
| September 19, 2023
| AP Staff
Posted on 09/19/2023 6:34:46 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Bears were found an hour later in a sugar coma sleeping soundly...
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:36:40 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Abathar
The bears got it before the cops did lol
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:37:29 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Darnnn... now I want a doughnut
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:38:01 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Da Bears! They beat me to it. ๐
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:38:04 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this๐ฉ? ๐ซ๐)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Christie will go to great lengths apparently, now he dresses in a bear costume and has an accomplice.
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:38:08 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Free donuts. Reparations for past mistreatment.
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:38:44 AM PDT
by
revetment
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I saw “Bears” in the headline and immediately thought they were in Alaska looking for a new quarterback. They’ve tried everything else and come up empty.
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:38:47 AM PDT
by
Bernard
("No matter where you go, there you are." (Buckaroo Banzai))
To: Abathar
Those bears are gonna be talking about their ‘Best. Day. Ever. EVER!’ for years to come. :)
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:39:04 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: 1Old Pro
Christie supporters in Alaska. Whodda thunk!?
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:39:53 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
("Try That In A Small Town" - Jason Aldean rules!)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Bears are not stupid ,LOL
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I would have suspected it was Chris Cristie were it not for the picture.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
The new Allstate Mayhem ad where he’s a bear just out of hibernation tearing into a car came out right after we’d returned from an Alaska trip. The parking lot at our resort hotel had big signs warning you not to leave food or food packaging in your car. It was amusing to see the ads show up right after we’d just seen warnings about it on our trip.
Here’s the ad if someone doesn’t know what I’m talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy247xzcGBY
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:45:42 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Dogs. Dogs frighten bears. Some female doctor in New Hampshire had Jack Russel terriers who chased a dog away from her bird feeder. They had access to the porch when she was at work, and broke a newel post to get a the poaching bear.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
The bears had been staking out this heist for a while.
To: butlerweave
While the bears are not stupid, the delivery driver is. He left the doors of the delivery van open while making the delivery to the convenience store.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Where do da Bears keep da doughnuts? In da Refrigerator.
This is approximately what one will get in the city-operated food stores of Chicago in terms of self-serve checkout.
It is more convenient with the delivery vans.
To: butlerweave
Bears are not stupid ,LOL They are pretty smart. :O)
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:51:38 AM PDT
by
Bounced2X
(Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
To: Hieronymus
Where do da Bears keep da doughnuts? In da Refrigerator.Perry ate all the donuts
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:52:03 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Diana in Wisconsin
If bears can put up with stinging bees while eating their honey , they certainly can ignore some puny human banging on his van while they are getting a
junk food high.
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posted on
09/19/2023 6:53:04 AM PDT
by
Nateman
(If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ Mad Moe definitely comes in as a Strong second..)
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