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The Marines Need Help Finding a Lost Stealth Fighter and Nobody Can Stop Laughing
PJ Media ^ | 9-18-2023 | STEPHEN GREEN

Posted on 09/18/2023 8:15:21 AM PDT by servo1969

Those F-35 stealth fighters must be even closer to invisible than I thought because the Marines lost one on Sunday and nobody can find it.

A Marine piloting the special vertical takeoff and landing version, the F-35B, suffered some kind of “mishap” and was forced to eject over South Carolina. He ejected safely. He’s fine. We can go on and laugh. The plane, however, was nowhere to be found. Weighing in at over 32,000 pounds even when it isn’t filled with jet fuel, you’d think the missing jet would be easy to find, but no.

There was genuine concern that the autopilot might have been on, meaning that there was an $80 million fighter jet gently cruising around over South Carolina with no pilot and no canopy. Sunday drivers, amirite?

So whoever runs the social media for Joint Base Charleston took to Twitter to ask for help finding the super-invisible stealth fighter.

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An early report from NBC noted that “The jet was left in autopilot mode so there’s a possibility it could still be airborne somewhere over South Carolina.” That was early Sunday evening. Surely, it’s run out of fuel by now. (Yes, and don’t call me Shirley.)

But no one seems to have seen or heard the thing crash.

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: f35; fighter; fighterpilotejected; lost; marines; pilotejected; planelost
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To: servo1969

The military was too busy making sure they used the right pronoun for the pilot that the plane got away from them.


101 posted on 09/18/2023 12:43:45 PM PDT by wbslws
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To: servo1969

Aliens....it’s aliens, I tell ya...aliens.
It’s an F35 alien abduction.....LMAO.


102 posted on 09/18/2023 1:46:36 PM PDT by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created...")
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To: PIF
Was the plane headed inland, toward heavily forested areas, or out to sea?

Rational logical questions not allowed...

103 posted on 09/18/2023 1:58:46 PM PDT by GOPJ (Bidenomics, economic gift to big donors and a boot up the backside of middle class- Anthony Sanders )
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To: GOPJ

Rational logical questions not allowed...

I apologize; it will not happen again.


104 posted on 09/18/2023 2:07:01 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: BobL
China likely has it already.

If so the military would have grounded all F-35s immediately. Unless they are idiots.

105 posted on 09/18/2023 2:34:23 PM PDT by JustaTech (My mind is the weapon. Everything else is tools.)
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To: JustaTech

“If so the military would have grounded all F-35s immediately. Unless they are idiots.”

So you’re saying that we’re still flying them?


106 posted on 09/18/2023 3:00:21 PM PDT by BobL (I own an F150 so that I can tow my boat all day Saturday and look Manly)
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To: JustaTech

“If so the military would have grounded all F-35s immediately. Unless they are idiots.”

Maybe they’re not as dumb as I think, and they’re thinking the same. Should be pretty easy for them to figure out since most of the Ukrainian GPS-guided munitions seem to be make a 180 degree turn back to Ukraine.

https://patriots.win/p/17r9WQxMHq/breaking-us-officials-have-order/c/

But don’t get me wrong, I would NEVER be able to find my way home from work without GPS - it is a GODSEND!


107 posted on 09/18/2023 3:41:19 PM PDT by BobL (I own an F150 so that I can tow my boat all day Saturday and look Manly)
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To: servo1969
“Please, St. Anthony, look around.

There’s something that’s lost that must be found.”

It’s what I always say when I’ve lost something. Works (nearly) every time, lol.

108 posted on 09/18/2023 5:42:09 PM PDT by Prince of Space (Trump 2024!)
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To: BobL
So you’re saying that we’re still flying them?

No, at least not officially. A 48 hr stand down after a crash is not unusual. It's used to review practices and safety procedures. If they go past two days however, then something is probably up.

109 posted on 09/18/2023 9:05:57 PM PDT by JustaTech (My mind is the weapon. Everything else is tools.)
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To: JustaTech

“If they go past two days however, then something is probably up.”

I doubt they’ll be allowed to deal with the root cause, as doing so will mean that our pilot core will no longer ‘look like America’.


110 posted on 09/18/2023 9:09:20 PM PDT by BobL (I own an F150 so that I can tow my boat all day Saturday and look Manly)
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