Posted on 09/10/2023 11:30:07 AM PDT by george76
Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.
"Oh, sweet!" said local carjacker Jeff Diggs. "It's so stressful wondering if your next victim could be packing. Gosh, that's such a weight off!"
New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham made the announcement yesterday in a press conference, to resounding cheers from criminals across the state. "I just want every thief in our great state to know they have nothing to fear," said Governor Grisham. "We're delivering bold leadership on crime, and making a statement to the nation. That statement is this: For the next month, criminals in New Mexico can rob and assault anyone with absolute impunity."
Organized crime rings broke out in applause and slapped high-fives, ecstatic about the news. "Man, I'm getting tears in my eyes," said Albuquerque gangster Sean Rogers. "What a relief, knowing we're the only ones with the guns. This is going to be amazing."
At publishing time, Governor Grisham had announced to further cheers that she would also be taking away guns from the police.
crime increases
you disarm potential victims
crime goes up more
repeat
Maybe they’re posting really big “No Guns Allowed” signs everywhere!!
Either we stop all the chaos created by democrats or the US will be fully communist very soon.
It’s not just Communist. It’s becoming an open air insane asylum.
Reminds me of those signs in front of many schools: Gun Free Zone. Might as well post invitations to disturbed students and criminals.
“said local carjacker Jeff Diggs“, and then “local gangster Sean Rogers?”
Crime in Albuquerque has almost solely Hispanic names. Just a fact.
Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear that
no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.
“Oh, sweet!” said local carjacker Jeff Diggs. “It’s so stressful wondering
if your next victim could be packing. Gosh, that’s such a weight off!”
Cartels will know where to start home base now.
Hardly satire.
Has she thought of the Chicago solution? Pay the gang members not to shoot during the 30 day gun prohibition?
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