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Mike, the headless chicken was probably more intelligent than Brandon or Mitch.

1 posted on 09/09/2023 5:31:01 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

(The chicken that lived for 18 months without a head)

Which Democrat state did it represent in the U.S. Senate?


2 posted on 09/09/2023 5:34:01 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: DallasBiff
Olsen would decapitate the birds, his wife would clean them up.

That sounds like a fair division of labor. I wish I could get my wife to agree to that for the dove and quail I shoot, but no luck so far. And rabbits and deer are right out.

3 posted on 09/09/2023 5:36:35 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: DallasBiff

We had one that seemed to live about 18 minutes after Grandma chopped its head off. It flew up and down and ran around the barnyard like crazy until it finally dropped over.


4 posted on 09/09/2023 5:39:09 PM PDT by chuck allen
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To: DallasBiff

They fed it with a dropper. Ghoulish.


5 posted on 09/09/2023 5:39:31 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: DallasBiff

That’s nothing! Up here in Canaduh, since 2015, we’ve had a Crime Minister who is brain dead!


6 posted on 09/09/2023 5:40:40 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: DallasBiff

and then he became President of the United States


7 posted on 09/09/2023 5:42:56 PM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: DallasBiff

Chicken dinners are very tasty. Fun to eat.
Preparing the chicken, not so much.

As someone who spent summers on a farm as a kid, I know a little bit about both.


8 posted on 09/09/2023 5:45:27 PM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: DallasBiff

Mike, the headless chicken was probably more intelligent than Brandon or Mitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
No doubt in my mind!


9 posted on 09/09/2023 5:56:16 PM PDT by fortes fortuna juvat (Current POPE and POTUS: corrupt, ignorant, paranoid, angry, deeply hateful, and deeply despised.)
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To: DallasBiff

Not so amazing at all. Biden has lived longer than that and he doesn’t have a brain.


12 posted on 09/09/2023 6:13:21 PM PDT by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: DallasBiff

If that’s the picture, then he didn’t cut off the head. He cut off the face of the chicken leaving it blind and unable to eat. (How did it survive with no food?) I’m not interested enough to read the entire article, but the guy did’t make a clean cut at the right spot.


13 posted on 09/09/2023 6:16:07 PM PDT by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: DallasBiff

How old is BIden?


19 posted on 09/09/2023 6:55:01 PM PDT by BereanBrain
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To: DallasBiff

Well, that was quite a story


22 posted on 09/09/2023 7:20:52 PM PDT by HollyB
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To: DallasBiff

Joe Biden says, “Hold ma beer!”


23 posted on 09/09/2023 7:27:03 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: DallasBiff

When my father was still alive I had read about Mike and told him. He said he remembered it. Fun story.


24 posted on 09/09/2023 7:30:16 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: dfwgator

I think it was reincarnated as some Norwegian guy name Roland.


25 posted on 09/09/2023 7:32:07 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: DallasBiff

That’s nothing Pelosi and Biden have lived over 80 years with brains.


26 posted on 09/09/2023 7:33:59 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: DallasBiff

Joe has a head,
but his head is just dead.




27 posted on 09/09/2023 7:41:07 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: DallasBiff

The one organ chickens (and humans) can’t live without, not even for an instant, is the medulla oblongata (because it controls all autonomic functions; breathing, heartbeat, etc).

When he cut this chicken’s head off, he severed the bulk of its brain but left the brain stem and the medulla attached to the spinal cord. So the chicken still could perform all the functions necessary to sustain life except eating and drinking, and the owners covered that base.


28 posted on 09/10/2023 2:28:50 PM PDT by threefinger
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