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ALERT: This Portland Woman Won't Date You Unless You Suffer From Crippling Climate Anxiety (barf alert)
Washington Free Beacon ^ | August 14, 2023 | Andrew Stiles

Posted on 08/20/2023 8:59:53 AM PDT by Subcutaneous Fishstick Blues

New York Times guest columnist explains 'why I bring up climate change on first dates'

What happened: Erica Berry, a female writer from Portland, Ore., announced in a New York Times guest essay that she brings up climate change "on first dates" and refuses to pursue relationships with men who don't share her obsessive thoughts and anxiety about global warming.

What she said: The author describes breaking up with her last boyfriend because he wasn't enthusiastic about having constant "conversations about our planet's future" and how local officials could "support vulnerable citizens through better infrastructure."

• "My boyfriend was supportive of my focus, but he didn't share it," Berry writes of her ex. "When I brought up global warming, he'd often try to comfort me: to wrap me in a hug, cue up an old episode of 'Seinfeld,' offer a CBD gummy."

• Berry has started dating again in the past year. "This time, I am swallowing my fear of sounding too anxious and am talking about climate change early on," she writes. "I don’t presume my own perspective is right, but I do know from my last relationship that I’m tired of trying to be chill. I can’t care any less than I do."

• She has found that "talking about how global warming affects our lives, however casually, becomes a sort of canary in the coal mine for learning about people’s broader beliefs and behaviors," such as "how they engage with science and systemic inequality."

• Sounds like fun!

Crucial context: Berry cites data from the online dating app OkCupid claiming to show a dramatic increase in users expressing concern about climate change in their profiles.

• The data do show that young singles are writing "climate change" and other related terms in their profiles with increasing frequency. Berry, however, suggests what these online daters really want is "someone willing to grapple with [climate change], to do the inconvenient work of reimagining our own lives in the face of it," including discussions about "whether to have a baby." Yeah, uh, maybe.

• Liberals are weird. New York Times columnist Ezra Klein wrote that the question he is asked "more than any other" is whether it's okay to have children "given the climate crisis" and "knowing they will contribute to the climate crisis." (People who ask Ezra Klein for advice on having kids are not a representative sample of the American population.)

• Liberal activist David Hogg announced last year that he is "never having kids" and "would much rather own a Porsche" because it's "better for the environment."

Be smart: Most people who claim to "care about climate change" are just trying to achieve a feeling of moral superiority over the people who don't even pretend to care about climate change. Some of them are just trying to get laid.

• Though plenty of these libs will happily post on social media and vote for politicians who claim to care about climate change, very few would ever be willing to make the sort of meaningful personal sacrifices environmental extremists want to impose on the general public.

Bottom line: At least one woman in Portland won't date you unless you enjoy deep conversations about our planet's future and share her crippling climate anxiety. Conduct yourselves accordingly.

Published under: Climate Change , New York Times , Oregon , Portland


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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Looks like thos Halloween fake teeth.

Probably carries several varieties of STDs as well.


41 posted on 08/20/2023 9:40:16 AM PDT by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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To: left that other site

That’s AOC!


42 posted on 08/20/2023 9:41:45 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The Democrat Party - Dumbing Down America Since 1965.)
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To: SteelPSUGOP

Social Media has deluded worthless women that have nothing to offer into thinking they are goddesses.


43 posted on 08/20/2023 9:43:12 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

2 bagger


44 posted on 08/20/2023 9:44:02 AM PDT by freedom1st (Build the Wall)
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To: Mark17

you know it!


45 posted on 08/20/2023 9:44:05 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: antidemoncrat

Looks like she took out her nose ring for the photo.

Why have a relationship when the sun
will explode eventually ?


46 posted on 08/20/2023 9:44:56 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Paladin2

I did exactly that. :-)


47 posted on 08/20/2023 9:48:55 AM PDT by Aria
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To: FLNittany

Beautiful girl but she could chew through a logjam with those teeth!


48 posted on 08/20/2023 9:51:40 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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To: Subcutaneous Fishstick Blues

Run the other way, guys! If she has this requirement for you, I assure you, there are others that you will find out about later once her fangs are deeply into you. “I’ll give you sex, but you have to think the way I want you to.”


49 posted on 08/20/2023 9:51:46 AM PDT by I want the USA back (If genitals don't define gender, how does removing them affirm it? By "@LeftismForU" on Twitter. )
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I thought it was Gary Busey with a wig.


50 posted on 08/20/2023 9:54:18 AM PDT by Macho MAGA Man (The last two weren't balloons. One was a cylindrical objects )
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Mentally I’ll.

Mentally you’ll what?

51 posted on 08/20/2023 9:54:25 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Ever notice it’s only white people who suffer from crippling climate anxiety?


52 posted on 08/20/2023 9:54:42 AM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President. A conservative who fights and wins.)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Yikes! Daughter of Mr Ed the talking horse.


53 posted on 08/20/2023 9:55:40 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: Subcutaneous Fishstick Blues

Well, my sister walked out on a blind date once when he said he’d voted for Clinton (Bill). She left the table and didn’t go back.


54 posted on 08/20/2023 9:56:25 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Mentally unrecognized autocorrect…


55 posted on 08/20/2023 9:56:25 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

What is it with the horse teeth on many of these types?


56 posted on 08/20/2023 9:56:51 AM PDT by TalBlack (We have a Christian duty and a patriotic duty. God help us.)
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To: Subcutaneous Fishstick Blues

What a miserable pathetic life that loser leads. I don’t think things have a chance to get any better for that demented slug.


57 posted on 08/20/2023 9:57:16 AM PDT by bosco24
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To: Subcutaneous Fishstick Blues

I see a lot of cats in her future..... cats and Hummel figurines.


58 posted on 08/20/2023 9:59:22 AM PDT by wildcard_redneck (The Forever War is a crime against humanity)
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To: Drew68

Just wait ‘til the government starts taking away the black grandmothers gas stove and cast iron skillet. This climate crap will soon cross ethnic, cultural and economic lines and sink the Democrat party. (If the Pubbies play it right. Big if.)


59 posted on 08/20/2023 10:00:02 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Leftist whackjob with buck teeth.


60 posted on 08/20/2023 10:00:47 AM PDT by Signalman
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