[Libloather]

May have to give the bartender this one since she's an expert on the sun. Do commies really have time to strive for the perfect tan?

[twister881]

After Congress, AOC intends to take up a career as a Puerto Rican cane field worker, a job that matches her skills & experience. She wants really good sunscreen to slow the browning & wrinkling.

[pops88]

Nevermind the studies that showed sunscreen actually causes cancer- that becoming public knowledge would shut down too large an industry.

[Daveinyork]

I had to doubletake this one to make sure it wasn’t the Babylon Bee.

[Carl Vehse]

Guess where AOC’s next big campaign contribution is coming from.

[muir_redwoods]

Okay, horseface, now let’s try going from the specific to the general as regards government regulation,

[AndyTheBear]

Its disturbing how journalism focuses on who takes what position on a topic more than just informing readers on the topic.

[UnwashedPeasant]

Sunscreen makes people more white. It should be banned as racist. /s

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL.

[aimhigh]

The active ingredient in sunscreen is Para-aminobenzoic acid, sometimes known as PABA. PABA is a vitamin. Instead of using the cream, I took PABA by pill. Works great.