Posted on 08/10/2023 5:59:18 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold statement of strength and resolve, President Joe Biden vowed to keep up the war effort against Russia as long as any Ukrainian man, woman, or child was left drawing breath to fight.
"As President of America, I am willing to sacrifice as many Ukrainian lives as it takes," said Biden. "We will keep using Ukraine to fight a proxy war until an entire generation is dead and all of my money is laundered. You have my word!"
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The Bee’s satire almost always turns into reality, they’re way ahead of the game.
I love how the Bee has Biden including in the speech the text (“End of speech. Walk away from podium”) meant to tell Biden the speech has ended. Of course Biden has done similar idiotic thing in the ost.
Such is our world.
The Bee’s attention to detail...
That’s been happening to John’s weekly satirical posts, too.
This ain’t far from the truth.
John Semmens is always good, he originated the “that sounds right” satire, and it always took a good close look to find that he had a little fun with the words.
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They’ll just ban the stories that tell the Truth about the War.
They can’t lose!
Americans need to fight for demoncracy in Ukraine. Otherwise, GloboHomo loses and that can’t happen.
This is a war, created by the US, to murder white people.
We will defend Ukraine until the last Ukrainian is dead.
Truth.
That’s a lot more truth than you’ll ever get from SeeBS fake news
Fighting until the last Ukrainian men 16-60. Seems like a great idea. Instead of stealing everything since 2008 maybe some politicians might have ensured adequate defensive warfare was in existence. Might not have been coke, blow, kiddies for Hunter, big guy, brother and only God knows who or what else was grabbed.
Fact, not humor.
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