István Szapudi, Institute for Astronomy, University of Hawaii
Maybe use Venetian blinds?
I think we should pay a unicorn to sit in front of the planet so that we can rest in his shade.
This is the sort of sick stuff you get when God is removed from our society. Climate change is a virtual religion for these people and they are going to force us to participate in their religion, against our will.
What could go wrong?
Insanity
Istvan must like really cold winters because that is a given. When the northern hemisphere is warm in summer, the southern hemisphere is cool in winter, and vice versa.
So, brainiac, what is the perfect temperature for the Earth to be and has it ever been that temperature for very long?
EC
Maybe we can launch all liberals into space, and they can be the giant shade.
This planet needs divine intervention...and soon!
We’ve seen how well science is at turning men into women and vice versa so I can’t imagine anything going wrong.
In reality the first thing that needs to happen is the so called climate scientists need to understand reality and that probably would require several sessions with a person with common sense who can bitch slap some sense into these idiots.
Just thank the Lord and that this will never get beyond the stupid idea phase
Support a landscaper and catapult shade trees into the ozone layer.
This is what you get when humans presume to have the powers of God. They are so focused on themselves as gods, they believe they can control the galaxy and improve upon a Divine creation. Sick. Sinful. Blasphemous.
Maximum stupidity.
Put a lamp shade on their heads.
If we just went full communist the earth and the planet would be pristine again. /s
It would be better, faster and cheaper to just eliminate the proglodytes.
Maybe they should go up to the Sun in a rocket ship to build the massive shade. To protect themselves, of course they will have to go at night when it is cooler.
There! That’s my scientific theory and it makes as much sense as their theory.
Other than the total destruction of life on earth, what could go wrong?
It will cool the Earth while simultaneously boosting solar panel output and food production! /s
Dangerous lunatics.
Climate Change is a Hoax, A F’n HOAX!