Posted on 08/06/2023 6:55:49 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
A transgender woman is currently battling in a Michigan courtroom to recover her surgically removed testicles, which she reportedly claims are being kept by her former partner in the refrigerator of his home.
Brianna Kingsley, 40, filed a handwritten legal claim and affidavit in a Pontiac court on Thursday, alleging that her ex, 37-year-old William Wojciechowski, is refusing to return the testicles, which were surgically removed as part of Kingsley's gender transition surgery, the Detroit News reported Friday.
Kingsley demanded the return of her "human remains" and $6,500 in damages, which is the maximum allowed in Pontiac's 50th District Court small claims division, where she filed the legal action.
"Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs," her affidavit reads. "Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500."
Wojciechowski complained to the Detroit News that Kingsley already "took everything she wanted" from his apartment eight months ago when they broke up.
He also alleged that Kingsley has been harassing him since the breakup, threatening to hurt him and showing up at his workplace.
Wojciechowski obtained an order of protection against Kingsley late last year, which was viewed by the Detroit News.
Under the terms of the order, which remains in effect for a year, Kingsley is barred from purchasing a firearm and cannot initiate contact with her ex, according to the News.
Asked whether he's going to defy Kingsley's demands for the testicles, Wojciechowski told the newspaper: "I don't owe her anything."
“ 50th District Court small claims division,”. Small claims. Hahahaha
Sodomites be cray-cray!
Just follow the bouncing ball!
Replace the goods with mountain oysters, and back in the fridge till seized. LOL That would be a hoot.
Domination of the relationship takes a new turn.
I think Meghan has Harry’s in a box, too!
Bawling over his balls
This is nuts.
You really, really can’t make this crap up!
The homo ex should eat them to gain his essence then make him a zombie slave. It works. I read it somewhere. I wrote it down then I read it.
Oh for heaven’s sake, just give them to. him. I know he’ll do something classy with them. Perhaps make earrings. Or a lovely pendant. Could be the start of a major trend. Gold plated ball jewelry
Capitalism rocks. (Depending, of course, upon which rocks)
Court Clerk to Judge, âÂÂYou have a real nut case on the docket todayâÂÂ.
Better yet, they should burn in hell!
“Her Testicles”
Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs
Ah, the memories of a relationship lost: a lock of hair, the aroma of a fine perfume, a picture in a locket, balls in a Mason jar. Well, I think it's kinda romantic...
Bollocks!
This insanity is heading in directions that not even I could predict in my wildest dreams
It would give it’s left nut to get them back.
I wonder if the years go by do they start to sag in the fridge.
The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff
He didn’t want them before so why does he want them now?
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