Posted on 08/05/2023 8:01:11 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
Watch & share this satire that contains the legendary skit of Alex Jones as Geronimo Frost: the gay frog who loves Atrazine!
AUSTIN, TX — Alex Jones has been ordered by a jury to pay $4.1 million to the frog community who sued him for defamation after the media personality and conspiracy theorist repeatedly called them “gay.”
“You people don’t understand! They’ve been putting chemicals in our water that’s changing the biochemistry of the local frogs and turning ’em gay!” said a defiant Alex Jones during closing statements. “It’s a scientifically proven fact! Open your eyes!”
Representatives for one of the plaintiffs, a green American Bullfrog, dismissed the statements as “gross and defamatory.”
“Mr. Hopper is not, nor has he ever been, a homosexual,” said attorney Derpio Dibbins. “He loves women. He has over 32,000 children to prove it. We’re pleased with the jury’s decision, and we hope Mr. Jones has learned his lesson that if he says anything we don’t like on his podcast we will take all his money.”
Mr. Hopper also expressed that he was pleased with the verdict. He will receive a payout of $3 after he pays all his lawyers.
At publishing time, Mr. Hopper was seen by local paparazzi on a lily pad with another male bullfrog.
(Excerpt) Read more at infowars.com ...
I, for one, welcome the return of Alex Jones to FreeRepublic.com now that we know that he was correct all along.
Well, in addition to being gay, they appear to be insane as well
But I repeat myself
Ha! But the Boomers were also the first generation of adults to wear bicycle helmuts—and put them on their kids.
Not me and never had kids to put 'em on. ;O)
But you know what I’m referring to...
Oh Ya
I don't. This boomer never once wore a bicycle helmet and never once put them on any of my 4 kids.
You must have missed the Boomer memo.
Did Jim finally take infowars off the "Not welcome at FR" list?
Should to do the same to VDare and Taki Mag.
Well are they?
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