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Alex Jones Ordered To Pay Frog Community $4.1 Million For Calling Them Gay
Infowars.com ^ | https://www.infowars.com/posts/alex-jones-ordered-to-pay-frog-community-4-1-million-for-calling-them | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/05/2023 8:01:11 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

Watch & share this satire that contains the legendary skit of Alex Jones as Geronimo Frost: the gay frog who loves Atrazine!

AUSTIN, TX — Alex Jones has been ordered by a jury to pay $4.1 million to the frog community who sued him for defamation after the media personality and conspiracy theorist repeatedly called them “gay.”

“You people don’t understand! They’ve been putting chemicals in our water that’s changing the biochemistry of the local frogs and turning ’em gay!” said a defiant Alex Jones during closing statements. “It’s a scientifically proven fact! Open your eyes!”

Representatives for one of the plaintiffs, a green American Bullfrog, dismissed the statements as “gross and defamatory.”

“Mr. Hopper is not, nor has he ever been, a homosexual,” said attorney Derpio Dibbins. “He loves women. He has over 32,000 children to prove it. We’re pleased with the jury’s decision, and we hope Mr. Jones has learned his lesson that if he says anything we don’t like on his podcast we will take all his money.”

Mr. Hopper also expressed that he was pleased with the verdict. He will receive a payout of $3 after he pays all his lawyers.

At publishing time, Mr. Hopper was seen by local paparazzi on a lily pad with another male bullfrog.


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1 posted on 08/05/2023 8:01:11 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
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2 posted on 08/05/2023 8:08:38 AM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I, for one, welcome the return of Alex Jones to FreeRepublic.com now that we know that he was correct all along.


3 posted on 08/05/2023 8:21:24 AM PDT by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Well, in addition to being gay, they appear to be insane as well

But I repeat myself


4 posted on 08/05/2023 8:50:07 AM PDT by Regulator (It's fraud, Jim)
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To: Bounced2X

Ha! But the Boomers were also the first generation of adults to wear bicycle helmuts—and put them on their kids.


5 posted on 08/05/2023 8:52:11 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: 9YearLurker
Ha! But the Boomers were also the first generation of adults to wear bicycle helmuts—and put them on their kids.

Not me and never had kids to put 'em on. ;O)

6 posted on 08/05/2023 9:05:06 AM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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To: Bounced2X

But you know what I’m referring to...


7 posted on 08/05/2023 9:19:32 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: 9YearLurker
But you know what I’m referring to...

Oh Ya

8 posted on 08/05/2023 9:35:00 AM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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To: 9YearLurker
But you know what I’m referring to...

I don't. This boomer never once wore a bicycle helmet and never once put them on any of my 4 kids.

9 posted on 08/05/2023 9:40:41 AM PDT by BlackbirdSST (Trump or Bust! Long live the Republic.)
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To: BlackbirdSST

You must have missed the Boomer memo.


10 posted on 08/05/2023 10:49:09 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: SubMareener
I, for one, welcome the return of Alex Jones to FreeRepublic.com now that we know that he was correct all along.

Did Jim finally take infowars off the "Not welcome at FR" list?

Should to do the same to VDare and Taki Mag.

11 posted on 08/05/2023 11:00:29 AM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President. A conservative who fights and wins.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Well are they?


12 posted on 08/05/2023 12:09:26 PM PDT by Rappini (Hope means coming in second.)
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