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'EWOK VILLAGE' homeless encampment appears in trees high above Seattle
Daily Mail UK ^ | July 22, 2023 | Noa Halff

Posted on 07/22/2023 11:13:35 PM PDT by Morgana

Seattle vagrants have now constructed a homeless encampment in the trees above the crime-ridden city, prompting one stunned local to liken it to the Ewok Village from Star Wars.

Local journalist Jonathan Choe stumbled across the ramshackle treehouse high in the city's trees on Friday, and deployed a drone to get a closer look.

The Ewok encampment has a wooden stepladder to let its residents reach the ground below it. Its floor appears to be comprised of foam blocks, with a net supporting the soft material, which likely gives the shelter's residents a comfortable sleeping experience.

Up top, the sci-fi style enclosure is covered with a green tarpaulin. It has been stuffed with mounds of trash and the sort of detritus commonly seen in other encampments, including clothes and a black plastic crate.

It's unclear who lives in the treehouse and no residents were visible during Choe's visit. The Ewok Village appeared in Return of the Jedi, the 1983 movie that was the third in the original Star Wars trilogy. But unlike the sight that greets Seattle locals, it was a peaceful and idyllic location home to a tribe of Ewoks - furry creatures native to the fictional moon of Endor.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: banthapoodoo; homeless; nubnub; seattle; trees; utinni
How did they get it up there?
1 posted on 07/22/2023 11:13:35 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
Just here for the Star Wars-themed memes everyone else will post.

Regards,

2 posted on 07/22/2023 11:21:37 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Morgana

There’s something you don’t see everyday.


3 posted on 07/22/2023 11:31:58 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. Never be aBernie slave in a new Socialist America)
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To: Morgana

San Fransicko has land mines, now Scuzattle has bombs falling from trees.


4 posted on 07/23/2023 12:01:46 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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To: Morgana

Must be nut trees!


5 posted on 07/23/2023 12:21:52 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: alexander_busek

I can well imagine the sewage falling below.


6 posted on 07/23/2023 1:07:53 AM PDT by Rockingham
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To: Morgana
Did they mean “an affluent Seattle neighborhood” or “an effluent Seattle neighborhood”?
7 posted on 07/23/2023 3:26:42 AM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: Morgana

if they’re building it themselves, without stealing and doesn’t become a housing for thieves & rapists, i’m generally ok with this as along as the land isn’t privately owned.

at least they’re off the streets.

of course, much of the problem will clear itself up around december... as things get really cold and the storms shake things out of the trees.


8 posted on 07/23/2023 4:03:16 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: Morgana

A far better analogy than Ewoks would be Swift’s </i> Yahoos,</i> a race of primitive filthy humans who sometimes lived in trees and flung filth at passersby below. Not surprising the current illiterate never thought of that.


9 posted on 07/23/2023 4:47:50 AM PDT by hinckley buzzard ( Resist the narrative.)
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To: hinckley buzzard
When you check the author's background, it looks like the first job after college was in January 2016. So it's very likely that Noa Halff has no idea who this Swift person is that you reference.

Whereas Noa Halff most likely has watched every Star Wars movie ever made, and probably more than once. That would explain the reference to a Star Wars movie. That, and the intended audience this person writes to probably has no idea who this Swift person is, either.

10 posted on 07/23/2023 4:55:35 AM PDT by Bernard ("No matter where you go, there you are." (Buckaroo Banzai))
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To: Morgana

Stihl make a nice chainsaw


11 posted on 07/23/2023 5:03:10 AM PDT by Palio di Siena (superannuated, intermittently inerrant)
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To: alexander_busek

Just helping the libtard voters of Seattle get to their final destination a little sooner . . .


12 posted on 07/23/2023 5:54:17 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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FWIW, this is how a business associate from Singapore (in a former life) described their drug policy.

He thought it only fair that those who trafficked in drugs paid the ultimate price that so many of their customers paid.

And equally fair that users who failed rehab three times were exiled off the island where they had two choices-- get clean and apply for reinstatement or die from their filthy habit.

I could not argue that his logic was much more kindhearted than the U.S. approach to enable these habits.

13 posted on 07/23/2023 5:59:56 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Morgana

Who cares it’s Seattle


14 posted on 07/23/2023 6:01:13 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Morgana

I’ll bet the Ewok village rains poop and pee all day long.


15 posted on 07/23/2023 6:32:01 AM PDT by wildcard_redneck (Biden will mess up the Ukraine worse than Afghanistan.)
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To: wildcard_redneck

Just wait until it catches fire.


16 posted on 07/23/2023 7:39:37 AM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: Morgana

Is that the one next to the medical center that set off a forest fire this morning in Seattle?


17 posted on 07/23/2023 7:55:52 AM PDT by RideForever (Damn, another dangling par .....)
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To: Palio di Siena

Stihl make a nice chainsaw

/\

As does Husqvarna

Put a KandN air filter on that puppy and TIMBER !!!


18 posted on 07/23/2023 8:06:22 AM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: Morgana

Stupid Seattlunatics. They are pretending to be stewards of the trees but are in fact killing them by cutting inconvenient limbs, nailing crap to the trunks, and digging up the root structure.

If ignorance is bliss these dullards must be positively ecstatic!


19 posted on 07/23/2023 8:25:26 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now... )
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