Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
rip Laz
Thanks for the laughs. I think my favorite was when he posted the same thing about 30 times.
He will be missed — well maybe not.
Out of all the people I’ve ever known Laz was sure one of them.
Is this like an opus?
When I was lurking and read about his late cat Kathy (I think that was her name), he became a person and not a nick.
During the pandemic, he posted one of THE most important articles.
Then he revealed that he has IT and related skills.
But FINALLY, when parking my car in garage in a major city in the Northeast, I obtained his secret identityβ¦.
HE IS A PARKING LOT MAGNATE!
Peace be with you, Laz. Come back soonβ¦weβll leave the light on for you.
I’ve been dead 6 days today.
I feel pretty good!
Laz,
I’ve come out of retirement/ lurker status to tell you.... I’m glad your not room temp!
Love ya Bud!
WB
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