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7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
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To: Lazamataz
When you’re dead your dead.
What people say will be irrelevant to me, same as it is now.
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:43:13 AM PDT
by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
To: Lazamataz
Laz has had a direct impact on my life. I will miss him dearly. βLaz would hit itβ will be part of my vocabulary until I pass at which time there will be no announcement. Until then, I will donate to GOA in his honor.
Whatβs for lunch?
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:46:32 AM PDT
by
paulcissa
(Politicians want you unarmed so they can control you.)
To: Lazamataz
My friend was reported in the paper that he died. It wasn't him, but his cousin (they both were named after an uncle of their dads (their dads were brothers) who was killed in the Korean war). Same name, except the middle initial. My friend started with G, his cousin was J.
Anyway, Laz, glad to know you are alive!!
223
posted on
07/23/2023 4:50:37 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: Lazamataz
Everywhere he went,
there he was.
To: Lazamataz
Well, this explains why the Beer Goggle Broads at the bar were in a sad a mood.
225
posted on
07/23/2023 5:00:43 AM PDT
by
CodeToad
(No Arm up! They have!)
To: Lazamataz
I have no doubt that when the Grim Reaper finally knocks on your door youβll greet him in a negligΓ©e and make him wish heβd come by sooner.
Cheers, Laz. Youβll be missed.
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posted on
07/23/2023 5:02:24 AM PDT
by
IncPen
("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowitz)
To: Lazamataz
RIP Laz.
(This post is subject to change upon your real demise)
227
posted on
07/23/2023 5:12:05 AM PDT
by
dforest
To: Lazamataz
Would you hit my ex wife?
With a baseball bat, please
228
posted on
07/23/2023 5:14:51 AM PDT
by
joe fonebone
(And the people said NO! The End)
To: Lazamataz
What happened? Did you go see Barbie?
229
posted on
07/23/2023 5:18:16 AM PDT
by
KC Burke
(Diversity, Inclusion and Equity is not another way to spell GOD but it is a way to spell DIE.)
To: Lazamataz
230
posted on
07/23/2023 5:27:11 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Sun Tzu: βThe supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fightingβ)
To: isthisnickcool
Yes, otherwise would have been Lizamataz...lol!!
To: Lazamataz
My feelings on this are entirely based on my status within your last will and testament.
232
posted on
07/23/2023 5:42:28 AM PDT
by
meyer
(FBI = KGB for the DNC; IRS = Gestapo)
To: Lazamataz
I remember giving Laz a ride to a political event ... and my daughter was in the car going to the event also.
I wondered what might be the interaction between Laz and my daughter.
To: Lazamataz
Well Laz, when you DO go, rest in peace knowing that we all loved ya mangβ¦
234
posted on
07/23/2023 5:43:35 AM PDT
by
joethedrummer
(We can't vote our way out of this, folks..)
To: Lazamataz
Wow the headline was certainly bold and hughβ¦
For a moment I even thought it was series!!
235
posted on
07/23/2023 5:45:07 AM PDT
by
OKC Patriot
("Never Forget"!)
To: Lazamataz
——We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die-—
Has any one heard from MHGINTN recently?
236
posted on
07/23/2023 5:45:49 AM PDT
by
bert
( (KWE. NP. N.C. +12) Joe Biden is a kleptocrat)
To: Lazamataz
You're asking about a Lazamataz? Lazamaz....Laz...
Hmmmm.....Yuh yuh...
237
posted on
07/23/2023 5:49:11 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Lazamataz
Laz was one of the first people I talked to at length on FR back in 1999 (under a different screen name). I wasn't really even conservative, I was here to argue with people. Ah, we were all much younger then. I'm sure he's beyond the pearly gates now, checking out the angels and deciding which ones he'd "hit." They'd better look out!
(How was that?)
238
posted on
07/23/2023 5:53:16 AM PDT
by
A_perfect_lady
(The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
To: Lazamataz
This is a ZOT thread isnβt it ?
239
posted on
07/23/2023 5:56:03 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
To: Lazamataz
You JERK!!! i had a dream last night someone I knew died and when I saw this my heart lept into my throat.
I hate you so much right now for this.
Maybe later today I’ll stop hating on you but right now .......
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posted on
07/23/2023 6:01:05 AM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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