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7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
Say what?
(Sorry, whereβs Spock and the Guardian of Forever?)
121
posted on
07/22/2023 8:58:28 PM PDT
by
Texaspeptoman
(Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
To: McGruff
Where is Humblegunner when you need him. Or Buckhead.
122
posted on
07/22/2023 9:01:42 PM PDT
by
usurper
(AI was born with a birth defect.)
To: Texaspeptoman
Oh I saw that episode, the one where there is a sign on the Guardian that reads...Lazzie is banned from any further time travel!
123
posted on
07/22/2023 9:03:15 PM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)
To: Lurker
How can we miss him if he won’t go away???
π₯
124
posted on
07/22/2023 9:03:17 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Lazamataz
We demand a BIG funeral...Everyone is invited !!
To quote Hedley Lamarr in the movie, Blazing Saddles...
“I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”
To: Lazamataz
Leave it to you to devise a way to be alive for your own wake.
126
posted on
07/22/2023 9:05:01 PM PDT
by
PerConPat
(A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.- Mencken)
To: Gnome1949
I wanna see that movie made today.
To: Lazamataz
The news of Laz’s death have been greatly exaggerated.
128
posted on
07/22/2023 9:06:39 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: Lazamataz
129
posted on
07/22/2023 9:06:53 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: Lazamataz; null and void; Slings and Arrows
Now now, we’re recalling that time you turned into a newt.
Nasty business, that.
This time I suspect perambulatory post mortem somnambulism.
Can be fixed with coffee.
I know just the thing.
130
posted on
07/22/2023 9:08:16 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
To: Lazamataz
I don’t know ...but we all knew that the Lazzie in a clown suit had to go!
131
posted on
07/22/2023 9:11:29 PM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)
To: Lazamataz
No humility whatsoever the guyβ¦.
132
posted on
07/22/2023 9:14:26 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
To: Lazamataz
I did not die tonight. May you continue to be able to post that for ages to come.
133
posted on
07/22/2023 9:15:46 PM PDT
by
Pilsner
To: Darksheare
May We All toast or roast LAZ as we give a moment of silence!
All drinks on LAZ!
Thanks for the memories! ;)
134
posted on
07/22/2023 9:16:01 PM PDT
by
djstex
(All I Have to Say... President Trump was right about everything!)
To: right way right
No humility whatsoever the guyβ¦.First of all, I am better at being humble than anyone else. I'm amazing at it.
Second, you spelled humidity wrong.
135
posted on
07/22/2023 9:16:42 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Sympathy/non sympathy cards and funeral donations can be sent to Lazβs next of kin and simultaneous alter ego Zatamazal. (Donβt ask me how that works)
To: Lazamataz
Here by the side of the internet lies the grave of
Laz A. Mataz.
Stop traveler, and piss.
If you have any left
Jane Fonda is only two rows down.
137
posted on
07/22/2023 9:17:58 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Lazamataz
I already forgot who he was.
To: Lazamataz
Were you saved????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
To: Fungi; McGruff; humblegunner
I was hoping he would start a blog to write his premature obituary then post an excerpt of it here. Then he would feel obligated to berate himself for pimping his blog. About half of us would join in, while the other half would go to the blog, read it , and reply. Just like old times.
But, alas, it appears his account has been banned or suspended. :-)
140
posted on
07/22/2023 9:23:28 PM PDT
by
Gil4
(And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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