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Geez. People are getting stranger all the time.
1 posted on 07/21/2023 12:48:59 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome
Gruesome footage of the procedure shows him holding his skin back with paper clips while bulldozing the back of his skull using a drill he found at a hardware store.

Well, you gotta admire his commitment.

2 posted on 07/21/2023 12:51:07 PM PDT by PGR88
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Reminds of the lines from Ghostbusters:

Peter: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head, remember that?
Egon: That would have worked if you didn’t stop me.

5 posted on 07/21/2023 12:58:54 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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May he meet the candy colored clown


6 posted on 07/21/2023 1:00:56 PM PDT by JZelle
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Would it be wrong to take out a large life insurance policy on him? I sense a good investment.


7 posted on 07/21/2023 1:05:00 PM PDT by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good By Ellen)
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If you can change the cabin filter in you're Buick, you can perform brain implant surgery on yourself, and do it at home!

Paging Red Green. Paging Red Green.



8 posted on 07/21/2023 1:09:36 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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I guess lighting himself on fire was not an option.


10 posted on 07/21/2023 1:21:30 PM PDT by Zathras
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There are some people (not me!) who have an extraordinarily high threshold for pain. They may feel ‘something’, but it’s not severe pain. That could be either a blessing or a curse.
I’ve never been hesitant to request pain relief after a certain level has been exceeded. I stopped pretending I was Superman back in Kindergarten.


12 posted on 07/21/2023 1:28:53 PM PDT by lee martell
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I think the Russian wrote the title as well.


13 posted on 07/21/2023 1:35:43 PM PDT by GingisK
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Better double check that backup vodka supply!


14 posted on 07/21/2023 1:37:44 PM PDT by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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Hey, is Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan.


15 posted on 07/21/2023 1:57:01 PM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum )
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The chip he implanted was specifically a “Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch Dorito.”


16 posted on 07/21/2023 2:21:33 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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He Jeffrey Dahmered himself.


17 posted on 07/21/2023 2:41:41 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is ████ █ ██████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ████████. FJB.)
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18 posted on 07/21/2023 2:45:02 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Crash course in brain surgery?
19 posted on 07/21/2023 6:25:31 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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