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DEA must be giving me the once over.
BipolarBob ^ | July 11, 2023 | BipolarBob

Posted on 07/11/2023 4:28:53 PM PDT by BipolarBob

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To: RoosterRedux
Are you guilty?

No. Not unless cannabis can suddenly fruit tomatoes.

21 posted on 07/11/2023 4:39:26 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The Supreme Court just ruled that Family Restaurant doesn't have to serve orphans.)
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To: BipolarBob

Maybe they’re making chili.


22 posted on 07/11/2023 4:39:33 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: BipolarBob

“No, I bought them from Totally Tomatoes not Tomatoes and Cannabis Mixed Grab Bag.”

Did you have the seeds tested to verify they weren’t patented? I doubt it. You’re going to spend a lot of time in the slammer, pal.

(just kidding, I’m clueless on this other than knowing that at least some seeds are patented - best of luck!)


23 posted on 07/11/2023 4:41:21 PM PDT by BobL (Trump has all the right Enemies; DeSantis has all the wrong Friends)
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To: BipolarBob

From what I hear, they can cross-pollinate.


24 posted on 07/11/2023 4:41:48 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: BipolarBob

I remember some Freeper making reference to hanging red Christmas tree ornaments on the marijuana plants in a greenhouse.


25 posted on 07/11/2023 4:42:10 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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26 posted on 07/11/2023 4:42:41 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (“Killer rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.“ - Dr. James Wade)
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To: BipolarBob

I’m assuming you’re serious, so I will be also.

First.. Is there anything around your home that identifies your ideology? (Pro Trump, NRA, pro life, anti government, etc)

The nut case leftists love to turn you in for all sorts of crimes. Real or imaginary.

But mostly imaginary.


27 posted on 07/11/2023 4:43:09 PM PDT by BAN-ONE
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To: DannyTN
Post #20.. Brilliant!

Also, you can BET they took hi rez photos. They are looking to see if you're masking POT PLANTS among the tomato plants.

Probably a STINKING DELUSIONAL NEIGHBOR who called the cops. Piss off any of your neighbors lately?

28 posted on 07/11/2023 4:43:28 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: Lean-Right
It wouldn’t the first case of plant mis-identification when viewing from a helicopter.

He would have to be blind not to see the tomatoes as close as he was. I have plenty of good sized ones in plain sight. Used to they used hyperspectral imaging.

29 posted on 07/11/2023 4:43:35 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The Supreme Court just ruled that Family Restaurant doesn't have to serve orphans.)
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To: BipolarBob

You might want to write a check to slow Joe just to be safe.


30 posted on 07/11/2023 4:43:51 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (“We should not assume civilization is robust”)
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31 posted on 07/11/2023 4:44:47 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (“Killer rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.“ - Dr. James Wade)
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To: BAN-ONE
I’m assuming you’re serious, so I will be also.

Thank you. I am. No nothing. No political banners or bumper stickers. I'm low profile.

32 posted on 07/11/2023 4:45:32 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The Supreme Court just ruled that Family Restaurant doesn't have to serve orphans.)
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To: RoosterRedux

You’re thinking of pot-atoes.


33 posted on 07/11/2023 4:45:42 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: CivilWarBrewing
ALSO..

Did the copter have a pod that can detect the heat-signature of your plants? Pots glow really hot, I've heard.

And.. They take LOTS of water to grow. High water bill? LOL

And NO I've never grown a pot plant.

34 posted on 07/11/2023 4:45:51 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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Piss off any of your neighbors lately?

Not that I know of. I avoid them. Keep to myself.

35 posted on 07/11/2023 4:46:51 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The Supreme Court just ruled that Family Restaurant doesn't have to serve orphans.)
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To: BipolarBob

You should put netting above your plants to show that you are concealing from airspace viewing.


36 posted on 07/11/2023 4:46:57 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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You should put netting above your plants to show that you are concealing from airspace viewing.

Yeah, that wouldn't look suspicious, would it?

37 posted on 07/11/2023 4:48:23 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The Supreme Court just ruled that Family Restaurant doesn't have to serve orphans.)
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To: BipolarBob

It is the tomatoes, not you. They are worth more.


38 posted on 07/11/2023 4:49:27 PM PDT by linMcHlp
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To: BipolarBob

39 posted on 07/11/2023 4:49:35 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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And NO I've never grown a pot plant.

"That's what they all say. Cuff 'em, Danno!"

40 posted on 07/11/2023 4:51:46 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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