Posted on 07/08/2023 12:05:19 PM PDT by Twotone
In a thrilling viral television moment, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow snorted a line of cocaine on air to prove to the world that it's a completely natural substance and no big deal at all.
"MAGA Republicans are losing their minds over coke being found in the White House, and they really need to calm down," said Maddow as she sectioned out a line of powder on her news desk. "This is a completely common and harmless substance that lots of Presidential administrations have taken to increase their performance. YOLO, folks!"
She then pulled out a straw and snorted loudly in front of her shocked producers.
Sources say she then blew through her entire lineup on the economy, reproductive rights, and LGBTQ protests in the next 60 seconds followed by unscripted rants about DeSantis, foreign terrorism, Indiana Jones, extraterrestrials, inflation, Ukraine, climate change, junk fees, monkeypox, monkeypox, monkeypox, and "WWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
At publishing time, Hunter Biden had been seen on set under Maddow's desk attempting to snort the leftovers.
They got me again! I thought she/it/he really did!
Why isn’t she in jail by now?
Oh man, you had going there for a minute, too funny!!
Well, it goes a long way explaining how she is so incredibly naive and...well...just plain stupid.
The funny part is that I believed it for a few seconds.
Snorting a line on her show is the kind of thing Rachel would love to do to help Joe & Hunter in the current White House crack problem .
But she won't do it because she knows it's a federal crime and she would end up in Court facing certain jail-time.
The way her mind operates it could be a true story and the rest of the crew there.
I thought it was actually possible (probable?) until I saw it was the Bee.
Does she snort it off the rug??
Imagine how hilarious it would be if it was mixed with Fentanyl, and after snorting it, she straitened up then fell off her chair.
I doubt it, he’s a liberal and “tows the line” from the democrats. Would never see jail time.
only organic coke for Mad cow will do. Save the planet!
At least she didn’t have sex with her husband/wife on TV to prove being a Lesbian is no big deal
You’re not alone. One Guy was a step too slow today.
Live to consume satire another day.
Alright,that was good!
Rachel Maddow was a cute blonde before she decided to turn into Wil Wheaton.
She uses a framed picture of Joe Stalin and a 666 ruble note
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