Posted on 07/07/2023 7:09:15 AM PDT by JonPreston
We’ll be eating bugs, they’ll have their steaks.
Oops
He’s drinking diet soda. Can’t get more health-conscious than that.
The DIET soda is probably what kept him alive for 60 years - what a guy! /s
Diet soda offsets the sodium and cholesterol of the chili cheese dogs......everybody knows that. Lol!
“He leaves behind his second-favorite son, Rocky(and Lizeth) Loveless of Arizona City, AZ, his favorite son, Rodney Loveless of Science Hill, KY”
Rocky must be disappointed to find out he’s #2. 😏
Whoever wrote that obit needs to apply at The Babylon Bee.
A&W. Man has good taste.
The comments section too.
“If rain wasn’t the angels peeing before…it sure will be now.”
I remember a heavyset individual from work many years ago. He’d eat a huge lunch (three sandwiches, a few apples and bananas, several Hostess snack cakes and such) and then chug a can of Ultra Slim-Fast. I don’t know if it ever worked, but I’d guess not.
He also had a much larger ... retinue of ladies than I ever had:
We don't know if he was married, but he definitely was a lady's man. There was Kathy, Mary Lou, Tammy, Debra, Carrie, Tina, etc., etc. "It's the bones", he told us as proudly pointed his skinny, pasty-white legs. "Women love a good shin". We think he might even have some females waiting for him on the other side.
Jamie loved his family more than anything else in the world...except ice-cold Busch, room-temperature Busch, T-bones, New York strip, prime rib, shrimp, swimming, poker, hatch-back Mustang GTs, tank-tops, Kentucky Men's basketball, and his personal copy of Eddie Murphy's Raw.
Well, at least I have the pasty white shins going for me.
I’m gonna hammer down a 6 pack of Busch light in honor of him tomorrow morning.
Dad’s was always my favorite root beer, but not diet. Never diet any kind of soda.
Born and raised in Kentucky in 1963-a state that has been recently leaning toward more liberal values, we might add–Jamie, a divorcee, father, grandfather and proud owner of a few lots in the trailer park, had had enough and up and died on us on June 14th in order to avoid another Presidential stolen-election mishap in the near future.
😮
Otherwise, she has a very pretty face.
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