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Tatooine Scientists Beginning To Suspect Two Suns Might Have Something To Do With Global Warming
The Babylon Bee ^
| June 24 2023
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 06/26/2023 9:50:08 AM PDT by xp38
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posted on
06/26/2023 9:50:08 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
Where does oxygen come from on Tatooine ?
To: xp38
Well, truth be told, we on planet Earth have had to deal with 2 suns since the solar system was formed.
We have the regular old sun which we know about, and that other star which was turned off a couple billion years ago, which we now call Jupiter.
When Jupiter ‘lights up again’, climate change will be no more, since we’ll all be burned to a crisp.
Look it up. ;)
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posted on
06/26/2023 9:55:21 AM PDT
by
adorno
To: butlerweave
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posted on
06/26/2023 9:56:48 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
It stinks of rotting flesh over there
To: xp38
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:01:45 AM PDT
by
HIDEK6
(God bless Donald Trump. )
To: HIDEK6
Very distant relative of Turd Ferguson.
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:03:43 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:05:26 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: xp38
Impossible! We know that global warming is causes by fossil fuels, and especially gas stoves.
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:10:59 AM PDT
by
ryderann
To: adorno
Wait…so the whole Star Wars thing is a true story? And they really DO mean “a long, long time ago…”. ;). Interesting…Never heard that about Jupiter.
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:11:57 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
To: butlerweave
Perhaps we were all wrong about the moisture farms on Tattoine. Instead of creating moisture they, instead, draw oxygen from what little moisture is in the air.
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:24:49 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: xp38
SHUT DOWN THE MOISTURE FARMS!!!!!!
![](https://www.3aw.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2019/09/Greta-Thunberg-GETTY.jpg)
Ban all evaporators that are programmed in Bocci
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:26:12 AM PDT
by
z3n
(Kakistocracy)
To: xp38
Is the earth really warming???
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:28:30 AM PDT
by
elpadre
(nd )
To: butlerweave
Haven’t any of these clowns heard of the Tonga and Kiloweaua Volcanoes that have erupted and pumped 70billion tons of gas and vapors into the atmosphere over the past 1 1/2 years? The Tonga Volcano was the worst volcano in 1200 years alone. It set off seismometers around the world shaking the entire planet.
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:30:14 AM PDT
by
chopperk
( C)
To: xp38
To: adorno
When Jupiter ‘lights up again’, climate change will be no more, since we’ll all be burned to a crisp. All these worlds are yours
Except Europa
Attempt no landing there
Use them together
Use them in Peace
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:35:39 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Perhaps we should be less concerned with who we might offend and more concerned with who we inspire.)
To: xp38
To help readers understand this article, Tatooine = Washington, DC.
Alexandra Occasio Cortez is Oola, Jabba The Hutts sex slave:
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:35:55 AM PDT
by
Candor7
( ( Ask not for whom THE Trump trolls...He trolls for thee!)<img src=""width=500></img>)
To: Candor7
and Rancor appetizer but the problem is Rancors are exceedingly rare in DC.
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:46:14 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: ZinGirl
Wait…so the whole Star Wars thing is a true story?
Yes, as told to us by Luke Skywalker and store in Obi-Wan-Kenobi's memory.
Look them up in a Hollywood studio nearby. ;)
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posted on
06/26/2023 10:48:40 AM PDT
by
adorno
To: xp38
Turning one loose in the offices of Hakeem Jeffries seems like a good idea. I would even pay to see the Rancor sh!t him out.
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posted on
06/26/2023 11:06:45 AM PDT
by
Candor7
( ( Ask not for whom THE Trump trolls...He trolls for thee!)<img src=""width=500></img>)
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