Oh, Pete! Everything looks wonderful. Loved your running commentary, LOL!
Earlier I mentioned a trap for squash borer moths that I purchased at Arbico; It works! Here is a sort of disgusting picture the sticky section of it loaded with Clear Wing Moths. The grey plug on the yellow paper is the attractant. Hoping I get Red Kuri and Butternut Squash this year, and that the zucchini last longer than a month!
Since I mentioned it, here is a picture of 2 Cocozelle zucchini I am trying to train vertically in a tomato cage. (Much easier to catch squash nymphs and keep it trimmed.) Someone in an earlier thread was looking into this! Whoever you were thanks for the idea!