If it says it wants asylum, just crush it with a big rock. Then put it on a bus to LA. Luggage compartment.
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To: Eleutheria5
It’s Broward County!!! Let the snails be!!
2 posted on
06/21/2023 11:38:16 AM PDT by
albie
To: Eleutheria5
A Giant African Snail ate my homework.
3 posted on
06/21/2023 11:39:07 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Eleutheria5
Giant AFRICAN Snail?
Wait a minute! Stop the presses!
In 2020, the media called out in one loud voice that you were not allowed to use a geographic designation when identifying anything, because it’s racist!
Apparently, Africa is not off limits, but China is.
4 posted on
06/21/2023 11:40:45 AM PDT by
z3n
(Kakistocracy)
To: Eleutheria5
GIANT SNAILS???!!!
That’s it, we’re dead. DEAD I TELL YA!
Lock the doors! Barricade the house! Nail boards at irregular angles across the windows!!
5 posted on
06/21/2023 11:41:57 AM PDT by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots. )
To: Eleutheria5
When I was stationed on Guam, these guys would regularly end up getting ground up in my lawnmower.
6 posted on
06/21/2023 11:42:55 AM PDT by
fidelis
(❤️ The Month of June Belongs to the Sacred Heart of Jesus ❤️)
To: Eleutheria5
Hmm, seems much of everything from Africa is a petulance.
7 posted on
06/21/2023 11:43:42 AM PDT by
BigFreakinToad
(Biden whispered "Don't Jump")
To: Eleutheria5
The really important questions are;
Are they safe to eat?
Is there a bag limit?
Most important; How do they taste with garlic and butter? Or even...bacon.
8 posted on
06/21/2023 11:45:43 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Perhaps we should be less concerned with who we might offend and more concerned with who we inspire.)
To: Eleutheria5
I’d say import Frenchmen to eat the snails, but then I don’t know what we could import to get rid of the Frenchmen.
To: Eleutheria5
I always thought it was Australia where everything wants to kill ya.
14 posted on
06/21/2023 11:56:48 AM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Eleutheria5
So nice of the snails to stay within that small box inside Broward County ... weird.
15 posted on
06/21/2023 12:02:54 PM PDT by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: Eleutheria5
It’s Ron Desantis’ fault! Why hasn’t Trump denounced Florida’s snail problem yet? I think Trump is slipping.
17 posted on
06/21/2023 12:06:02 PM PDT by
devere
To: Eleutheria5
Well, it sure is a big'un.
![](https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/snail-giant-florida-gty-lv-230620-2_1687306495037_hpEmbed_3x2_992.jpg)
19 posted on
06/21/2023 12:13:01 PM PDT by
texas booster
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To: Eleutheria5
For a time , I had these parts invading my tropical property, years ago.I used to hunt them with pellet pistols. Good fun! Somehow they disappeared. Haven’t seen a one in years . Very odd.
To: Eleutheria5
26 posted on
06/21/2023 12:30:02 PM PDT by
cuban leaf
(My prediction: Harris is Spiro Agnew. We'll soon see who becomes Gerald Ford, and our next prez.)
To: Eleutheria5
If you’ve never tried it, pour salt on a slug. They hate that.
To: Eleutheria5
Waiting for Biden to declare a health emergency and require the snails to where masks....as well as humans in the quarantine area.
37 posted on
06/21/2023 2:19:06 PM PDT by
RouxStir
(No Peein' in the Gene Pool )
To: Eleutheria5
The department will spray a pesticide it says is safe for crops but will make the invasive giant African land snails susceptible to dehydrationWe used to use salt.
42 posted on
06/21/2023 3:01:17 PM PDT by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: Eleutheria5
Going to need more garlic butter.
To: Eleutheria5
Put out a bowl of beer, (budlite?). it actually draws in slugs and snails.
To: Eleutheria5
Just have everyone go outside and step on them.
48 posted on
06/21/2023 3:20:19 PM PDT by
RetiredTexasVet
(Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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