A few days later, his frozen body was found.
After hauling him back to town, the undertake contacted his relatives and asked how they would like the body dealt with.
He was told to cremate him and send his ashes home.
The undertaker opened the oven door to scrape out the ashes, and the Texan shouted out, "shut the door, there's a draft coming in!"
Locals spot a ten gallon hat in the middle of the road.
One lifts it up and there's the Texan's head.
The Texan says, "get shovels and dig deep, there's a good horse under me."
Alaskan and Texan standing side by side at urinals.
Alaskan says “waters cold”.
Texan says “deep too!”